Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 93, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 April 1911 — Spoiled In the Making. [ARTICLE]

Spoiled In the Making.

Behold, when a man on a trolley car removed his hat the other day little Willie observed that he was bald—yea, very bald, for not a single hirsute rambler trailed over his shining pate. But when it came to whiskers the bald party was right t4ere with the lilacs. He had whiskers In bundles, whiskers In stacks. In fact, he had enough whiskers to start a rat factory and make a fortune. “Say, mamma,” finally remarked Willie, turning to his mother, “just tlook at that man there.” “Hush, dear!” returned mamma. “He will hear you. What’s the matter with him?” “Everything is the matter with him,” replied the youngster. “When the angels made him they put his head on upside down.” Philadelphia Telegraph.