Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1911 — Sartorial Suggestions. [ARTICLE]

Sartorial Suggestions.

“But, sir," deferentially says the tailor, ‘while, of course, we cu auks your trousers with a 60 Inch waist band, sir, allow me to remind you that your waist measurement Is already fifty-two, and—” .*, . ‘That’s just If!" Interrupts the fat customer. “I’ve been trying to reduce my weight for a year—and no luck. Now, If I can yank my waistband out six or eight Inches I can unconsciously create the Impression with myself that I’m getting thinner."