Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1911 — “JUST FERNINST THE HIll” [ARTICLE]

“JUST FERNINST THE HIll”

Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a Desire to Beek the Stati st Matrimony. ’ The state of Matrimony Is one of the United States. It Is bounded by kissing and hugging on one side and cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population, broomsticks and staying out at night. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a Northwest passage out of Paradise. The climate is sultry uhtfi you pass the tropics of housekeeping, when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as to keep all hands as cool as cucumbers. For the principal roads leading to this Interesting state, consult the first pair of blue eyes you see.—Exchange.