Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Hty^Republican CL A R K.Pub Ushers. 4 INDIANA. ng well to the front rilling to be hobbled ftrem skirt has certalnk <f uvoi ww advertised. ' “Man wants but little here below." The poet didn't mention women. .. There are 411.322 federal offices and still not enough to go around. jglt has been found that radium will hill a cat’’ But drowning 1$ cheaper. The harem skirt may be sometmng to wear besides being something to talk about New York’s 62-story building Is carrying the elevator business to a limit and almost to the stars. These government statistics will oonvince even the fanners before long that agriculture la profitable. Our Idea of no place to start an umbrella factory Is on Mars. Prof. Lowell says It never rains there. “Don't eat when you're tired," says a magazine writer. That’s the kind of advice that makes us tired. And If they put pockets in the pantaloon skirt It’s our bet that she'll stand with her hands in 'em, too. That Chicago lawgiver who wants to legislate against the harem skirt must never have tripped over a fair * woman’s train. & Now that a hlgh-browed professor has esoertalned that colds cost only 944.54 this spring, look out for a bar-gain-counter rush. Profanity Is not to be legislated from the New York stage. In other \ words. In some of the plays all of the Jokes are not to bo cut out Are there not small, rocky islands where powder mills might go away by themselves and explode without Interfering with the neighbors? The proposed law to prevent loveless marriages recalls the ancient question: “What Is love?” Likewise, te .bow. can ■lt -be made permanent? Twenty-one professors at the University of Moscow have been forced to resign by striking students. Russia must be a gladsome place for a student. American heiresses are waiting for an advance list of King George’s appointments of 500 new radical peers. Some of them will be 1 aborttes, no doubt An eastern savant tells us fat men rarely are criminals. Julius Caesar had the same Idea —at least according to Shakespeare, or Bacon, or whoever It was. A skeleton found in England Is said to be 100,000 years old. This may be remarkable, but Is there any limit to the age that a skeleton may eventually attain? |f; The Chicago girl who got Into print on the assumption that she wanted to | marry an Indian has gone on the ||; vaudeville stage. Might have known It from the 6tarL A New Jersey dog catcher proposes to get ’em with an aeroplane. Then ' to the other triumphs of aeronautics will be added that of a bark sailing r through the air. The coronation of King George will jp introduce special styles in hats, says an exchange, which Is tough luck for the man who was planning to wear last year’s straw again. A woman who was described by her | artist husband as a “modern Venus” has just been awarded $25 a month alimony. Well, all Venuses are supposed to be more or less broke. If the day of the harem skirt has arrived It will come in regardless of Jeers and friendly or unfriendly legislation. If it haa not come then all the advanced women In the world cannot force 1L A Massachusetts chief of police wants the ducking-stool revived for | feminine scolds. He will want it still p more when the tongues he would thus i, restrain have finished their assaults upon him. . gif, T fit Chicago matron avers that a breach of promise suit against her | husband merely amuses her. Howv ever, that form of amusement is not likely to become generally popular ts among the matrons. Wife,;- ■ ■ If A New Jersey woman In an alienaEections suit recently recov--00 for the loss of her busre. And many of her sisters ably consider her a lucky tore to be envied than pitied. woman speaker comes foray that It Is the icebox, not tot, which should interest ! To the average woman who enlarge her sphere, encourwarm enthusiasm, this wIU cold advice.