Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1911 — Grouch Still With Him. [ARTICLE]

Grouch Still With Him.

When Brown died he left an old friend liying, by the name of Jones, who always had a grouch. After Brown had been in heaven sometime, he met Jones just coming through the gate, and as the newcomer did not look as happy and contented as he should, Brown asked him what was the matter. “Well,” Jones said, “I got my feet wet coming across the river Styx and caught a nasty cold, broke my left wing and have to carry it into a sling, and my halo don’t fit worth a darn.”