Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1911 — Page 3

FREE • f \ \ iiiIHIBp «H3i\j k L \ JKHaP i BH ■▼| H I a J■ 1 k Hb \ flullik lirJLEi I ii I UftiwKniraH m t t mam BPVIf f |B| i Vil A lyAYßjuUfl ■LKaUflrflG rnk °j^J^^f^£** A trial package of Munyon’s Paw Paw Pills will be sent free to anyone on request. Address. Professor Munyon, 63d & Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. If yon are in. need of medical advice, do not fail to write Professor Munyon. Your communication will be treated in strict confidence, and yoifr case will be diagnosed as carefully as though you had a personal interview. Munyon’s Paw Paw Pills are unlike all other laxatives or cathartics. They eoax the liver into activity by gentle methods. They do not scour, they do not gripe, they do not weaken, but they do start all the secretions of the liver and stomach in a way that soon puts these organs in a healthy condition and corrects constipation. In my opinion constipation is responsible for most ailments. There are 26 feet of human bowels, which is really a sewer pipe. When 'this pipe becomes clogged the whole system becomes poisoned, causing biliousness, indigestion and impure blood, which often produce rheumatism and kidney ailments. No woman who suffers with constipation or any liver ailment can expect to have avclear complexion or enjoy good healths If I had my way I would prohibit the sale of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are now being sold for the reason that they soon destroy the lining of the stomach, setting up serious forms of indigestion, and so paralyze the bowels that they refuse to act unless forced by strqng purgatives. Munyon’s Paw Paw Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken; they enrich the blood Instead of Impoverish It; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it. j These pills contain no calomel, no dope; they are soothing, healing and stimulating. They school the bowels to act without physic. Regular size bottle, containing 45 pills, 23 cents. Munyon’s Laboratory, 53d A Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia.

The Farmer’s Sen’s T : Great Opportunity Why wait for the old farm to become your Inheritance? Begin now to prepare for your future prosperity and indepen■BraP|, A great opporItnnity awaits you in iManitoba.Saskatchewan ■el »l * lor Alberta, where you ■ I can secure a Free Home I C a year from now, f, % when land will be hlgh■MmnSHßH er. The protlts secured from the abundant crops of Wheat, Oats and Hurley, pSSPPJW as well at cattle raising, are I *£T<r J causing a steady advance In |J_r- J price. Government returns show that the number of settlers *** "I In Western Canada from iiiw £ «lo 00 .K r «'ffi ■PVMUHI previous vear. Many farmers have paid for their land out of the p i«o vc*>» #VifR acres and pre-emptions of 1«»> acres at SS.OOanacre. low freight rates; wood. w»lumber easily obFor pamphlet “Last Best West, ’ f-jWI, jE'SSxrfl particulars as to suitable location and low settlers’ rate, apply to rariidf 11 [mil Bupt of Immigration, Ottawa, I |\hM Can., or to Canadian Govt Agent. «. *. Brooghtoa. 411 Brnhuto t. AT. wMIfM m 'Jf 1/MJI G.o.t.lUil.lMttd St.,Wlwsak«*,Wia, •VXTUW!.-^ AJL SSTA ' T:E \ TBDMONTON, ALTA, CAN—I have a large Au list 0 f Canadian lands, situated In the oentral part of Alberta, where Irrigation Is not necessair snd can sell the same from 110.00 per acre up according to location. This land is rapidly Increasing In value and is a splendid Investment. I also have an extensive list of Kdmonton City property. This City is progressing more rapidly than any In Western Canada, property Is selling freely and values are Inc reusing at a phenomenal rate, hundreds of dollars are being made on Investments daily and If you are really looking for a good place to pnt yonr surplus money youoannot equal Bdmonton. Across the river from Bdinonton lies Strathoona the University City of Alberta, whloh city will soon be taken into the Olty of Bdmonton, making Bdmonton the largest city In Western Canada. By buying In Btrathcona now yon will be able to take advantage of the advanoe In price which is sure to come with the amalgamation It the two eltiea which are soon to beoonneoted with one of the finest railroad and Ira me bridges In , Canada. Lota in University Park are selling a* UOO OO each on easy terms. Particulars on appD cation. B. F. Blackburn, 6M First Street.

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PUT YOUTH ON HIS GUARD

Evidently Recital of Romances Long Passed Made No Appeal to His icings. “Charles,” said, a sharp-voiced woman to her husband In a railway carriage, “do you know that you and I once had a romance in a railway carriage?" “Never heard of it,” replied Charles in a subdued tone. “I thought you hadn’t; hut don’t you remember, it was that pair of Slippers I presented to you the Christmas before we were married that led to our union? You remember how nicely they fitted, don’t you? Well, Charles, one day when we were going to a picnic you had your feet upon a seat, and when you were .not looking I took your measure. But for that pair of slippers I don’t believe we’dhave ever been married.” A young unmarried man sitting by Immediately took down his feet from the seat. —Ideas Magazine.

NATURALLY.

Jonathan—Silas Is dead. Went to ther city ter git a tooth pulled and ther dentist told him he’d better take gas first. Postmaster—Gave him an overdosei eh? Jonathan—No. After ther dentist told him that he went back ter his boarding house an’ took ther gas himself.

How Bea Birds Drink.

Under the headline, Where Do They Get Water? a writer In the Young Folks’ Catholic Weekly says: "When I was a cabin boy I often used to wonder, seeing birds thousands of miles out to sea, what they did for fresh water when they were thirsty. One day a squall answered that question for me. It was a hot and glittering day In the tropics, and in the clear sky overhead aj)lack rain cloud appeared all of a sudden. Then out of empty space over a hundred sea birds came darting from every direction. They got under the rain cloud, and waited there for about ten min-' utes, circling round and round, and when the rain began to fall they drank their fill. In the tropics, where the great sea birds sail thousands of miles away from shore, they get their drinking water in that way. They smell out a storm a long way off; they travel a hundred miles maybe to get under It, and they swallow enough raindrops to keep them going.”—New York Tribune.

Forestalied.

District Attorney J. S’. Clarke ol New York was talking about the re cent kidnaping cases. “Kidnapers,” he said, “are apt to disappear now. They have becom« too unpopular. Wh# a kidnaper is a« unpopular as a widower. “Widows, now, are very attractive, but about a widower there is always something uncanny, something almost clammy—l mean, of course, from the matrimonial point of view. “I know a widower who is thinking of marrying again. He thought he’d broach the matter delicately the other morning to his little daughter, so he said: “ ‘Ah, my dear, how I did Jove your mother!’ “But the little girl gave him a suspicious look and snapped: “do,” not “did,” papa.’”

Absent-Minded Suffragette.

One of the Suffragettes—l’ve lost me best hatpin, Lizzie. Another —Where did you leave it last? The First —Oh, I remember nowt I If ft it sticking in that policeman!— London Opinion.

It Does The Heart Good To see how the little folks enjoy Post Toasties v with cream Sweet, crisp bits of pearly white com, rolled and toasted to an appetizing brown. “The Memory Lingers” FOSTUM CEREAL CO., Battle Crock. Mich.

TO LAUNDER BLACK CLOTHES

Weeh In Hot, Clean Soapsuds and Rlnaa In the Ordinary Way. This Is a problem which confronted me a few months ago, on going Into mourning for a loved one. It Ip absolutely necessary to wear clothes that can be laundered if one keeps nice and fresh. This plan can be used for black lawn shirtwaists and corset covers, and sateen or any black underskirt except silk. First, black clothes must never be washed In water that has been used for either washing or rinsing white things, as there is always fine lint in this water that sticks to the black, and no amount of rinsing will get it off. Wash in hot, clean soapsuds, and rinse in the ordinary way. To starch take a cupful of white cornmeal, place in a frying pan and set next the fire on the range. Burn this until it Is black, pour in boiling water, stirring all the while. Then strain, and you have a splendid starch. Iron on the wrong side and your shirtwaists will be beautifully sweet and fresh. —Harper’s Bazar. s

NEW BROILER IS INVENTED

Can Be Used on Any Stove and Baves Savory Juices That Exude From Meat. A new kind of broiler that can be used on any stove, but Is Intended primarily for use on a gas stove, has been Invented by a Virginia man. Another feature, or rather, the feature of the utensil, is that all the savory juice that exudes from the meat and would otherwise drop Into the fire Is

saved. The broiler propeT—the wire frame that holds the meat —is suspended from the apex of a casing that runs to a point at the top and has a front side that lets down on hinges. The broiler frame hangs perpendicularly and as the meat is cooked the essence drips into a trough below and runs out of a little spout on the side and into a cup that is fixed to the side of the casing. This can be utilized as a blood gravy, as It is very rich In flavor, or it can be converted to brown gravy by adding- a little flour. t v

Sweetbread Salad.

Parboil, blanch and chill one good pair of sweetbreads and cut them into small pieces. Grind fine one dozen salted almonds, six olives, one green pepper and one gherkin pickle. Add these to the sweetbreads with the Juice of a lemon, juice of one onion and a wine glass of sherry. Let stand one hour, then drain and serve in green pepper cases with mayonnaise dressing. The invariable rule of good salad making is to have all of the ingredients ready, but not to mix the salad until the last possible moment. Of course, celery, where it is used, holds a salad up pretty well, but if dressed too long it is bound to grow wilted and unappetizing.

Chocolate Squares.

Two eggs, one cup sugar, one-half cup melted butter, two squares melted chocolate, one-half cup sifted flour, one cup chopped walnuts, one teaspoon vanilla. Mix In order given. Spread thin in buttered cake tin. Bake in a slow oven, cut in squares while warm and remove from pan. It takes about 20 minutes to bake" in gas oven. They should be fairly soft inside,'" not like cake when done.

Sauce for Cottage Pudding.

A banana sauce for use with rice cups or cottage pudding is made by mixing into the pulp of half a dozen bananas three tablespoonfuls of sugar, the juice and palp of two oranges and a half glass of apricot or pear jam. Rub through sieve and color with drop or' two of carmine. Warm In double boiler and add t&blespoonful of sherry before serving.

Pressed Chicken.

Heat chicken in cup of gravy, add butter, salt and pepper. Dissolve onehalf cup gelatin in cold water. Pick chicken to pieces, add gelatin and press until cold.

Red Spots.

To the annoying red spots that now and then appear on the skin touch a drop of cologne or lavender water live er six times a day. As a rule the blemishes soon disappear.

Duck Boiled—Welsh Recipe.

Balt the,duck welt, let stand a couple of hours, then simmer gently 30 to 40 minutes, and serve smothered with onion sauoo. •

“JUST FERNINST THE HIll”

Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a Desire to Beek the Stati st Matrimony. ’ The state of Matrimony Is one of the United States. It Is bounded by kissing and hugging on one side and cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population, broomsticks and staying out at night. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a Northwest passage out of Paradise. The climate is sultry uhtfi you pass the tropics of housekeeping, when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as to keep all hands as cool as cucumbers. For the principal roads leading to this Interesting state, consult the first pair of blue eyes you see.—Exchange.

ITCHED SO COULD NOT SLEEP

‘1 suffered from the early part of December until nearly the beginning of March with severe skin eruptions on my face and scalp. At first I treated it as a trivial matter. But after having used castile soap, medicated washrags, cold cream, vanishing cream, etc., I found no relief whatever. After that I diagnosed my case as eczema, because of its dry, scaly appearance. The itching and burning of my scalp became so intense that I thought I should go mad, having not slept regularly for months past, only at intervals, waking up now and then because of the burning and itching of my skin. Having read different testimonials of cures by the Cutlcura Remedies, I decided to purchase a box of Cuticura Ointment and a cake of Cutlcura Soap. After using them for a few days I recognized a marked change In my condition. I bought about two boxes of Cutlcura Ointment and five cakes of Cuticura Soap in all, and after a few days I was entirely free from the Itching and burning. My eczema was entirely cured, all due to using Cuticura Soap and Ointment daily. Hereafter I will never be without a cake of Cutlcura Soap on my washstand. I highly recommend the Cuticura Remedies to anyone suffering from similar skin eruptions and hope you will publfth my letter so that others may learn of Cuticura Remedies and be cured.” (Signed) David M. Shaw, care Paymaster, Pier 66, N. R., New York City, June 2, 1910. Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Boston, for free book on skin and scalp troubles.

A GOOD BET.

Mrs. Newpop—Mrs. Jones says that only one woman in a thousand la capable of bringing up children. Mr. Newpop—l’ll bet she thinks she is one of the ones.-

Truth a Trouble Maker.

A West Philadelphia man and his wife have separated. None of their friends know why, but one, being curious, asked the husband: “What was the trouble between you and your wife?” “O, nothing much. She bought a new bat for S2O and asked me what I thought of It. And I told her. That’s all”

"SPOHN'S.”

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Feeble Guardianship.

“1 wonder,” said the Sweet Young Thing, “why a man is always so frightened when he proposes?” “That,” said the Chronic Bachelor, "is his guardian angel trying to hold him back.”—Stray Storieß. Take Garfield Tea to overcome constipation, cleanse system and maintain health. Reducing the waits between the acts will not lighten a heavy play. Smokers like Lewis' Single Binder cigar for its rich mellow quality. A man doesn’t have to be a detective in order to find fault

FREE SAMPLE CURED OLD PERSON’S BOWEL TROUBLE

One of the moet remarkable proofs of the unusual laxative merit contained In Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepaln 1s that It Is effective not only In peopls in the prime of life, but at the extremes of ages. As many letters are received from mothers regarding the cures of children, aa from men and women of sixty, seventy and eighty years of age. it must he truly a wonderful laxative. In the cure of constipation and bowel trouble In old people It has no equal. It corrects the constipation, dispels the headache, biliousness, gee, drowsiness after eating, etc. People advancing In years should see to U that their bowels move freely, Kod if they do not to take pr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. You ean pfo-

Spring Debility . 1 ■ -;v Felt by so many upon the return of warm Weather Is due to the Impure, impoverished, devitalized condition of the blood which causes that tired feeling and loss of appetite as well as the pimples, boils and other eruptions so common at this season. It Is cured by the great constitutional remedy Hood’s Sarsaparilla which effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than twenty different ingredients. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be “just as good,” you may be sum it is inferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit

No Excuse at All. N. C. Goodwin, the comedian, was condemning a new comedy at a dinner in New York. ‘lts climax,” he said, “is false and unsatisfactory—as false and unsatisfactory as Rowndar’s excuse. “On Rowndar’s return at a very late hour, his wife said reproachfully: ‘‘•You used to vow I was the sum shine of your life, but now you stay out night after night’ “ ‘Well, my dear,’ said Rowndar, *1 don't ask for sunshine after dark.’ ” A BARGAIN IN WISCONSIN LAND. 620 seres, 400,000 feet of hardwood saw timber, 104)00 cords of wood, black loam soil, no stone, surface leYel, can alt be cultivated when timber la removed; aU fenced; good house and outbuildings. Neighborhood weU settled near school, creamery and good markets, on telephone line and rural delivery. Three miles from town, 76 miles from St. Paul. We grow corn Successfully, also timothy, clover and aU small grains: exoellent dairy oountry. Farmers setting rich. Price only 622.50 per acre. Timber will more than- pay for It Owner unable to look after plaoe. Leuthold-Norton Co., 96 H. Fifth St, St Paul, Minn. Good breeding Is benevolence in trifles, or the preference of others to ourselves in the little daily occurrences of life. —Chatham.

Yon are not treating yourself or your family fairly if you don’t keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the house. It’s the best substitute for family doctor and a mighty good friend in case of emergency. Plants have movement without will, animals have the will to live, human beings have the will to live divinely. Rye Salve In Aseptic Tubes Prevents Infection—Murine Eye Salve In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine. Ask Druggists for .New Alze 25a Valuable Eye Book in Each Package. —.. "■ ink - Full life exists in three dimensions, art In Two, and science in one; like a solid, a superficies, and a line. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy. Away with these cemeteries of stone; they are Indecent; let me fade into the anonymous grass! Garfield Tea will win your approval. It is pleasant to take, mild in action and very health-giving. It overcomes constipation. An institution must be propped up by precedent when it is no more uplifted by sap. Tell the dealer you want a Lewis’ Single Binder straight 6c cigar. Envy is punishing ourselves for being Inferior to our neighbor. Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify the blood and cleanse the system. The proper time to do a thing is when it should be done.

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