Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1911 — Page 2

Hty^Republican CL A R K.Pub Ushers. 4 INDIANA. ng well to the front rilling to be hobbled ftrem skirt has certalnk <f uvoi ww advertised. ' “Man wants but little here below." The poet didn't mention women. .. There are 411.322 federal offices and still not enough to go around. jglt has been found that radium will hill a cat’’ But drowning 1$ cheaper. The harem skirt may be sometmng to wear besides being something to talk about New York’s 62-story building Is carrying the elevator business to a limit and almost to the stars. These government statistics will oonvince even the fanners before long that agriculture la profitable. Our Idea of no place to start an umbrella factory Is on Mars. Prof. Lowell says It never rains there. “Don't eat when you're tired," says a magazine writer. That’s the kind of advice that makes us tired. And If they put pockets in the pantaloon skirt It’s our bet that she'll stand with her hands in 'em, too. That Chicago lawgiver who wants to legislate against the harem skirt must never have tripped over a fair * woman’s train. & Now that a hlgh-browed professor has esoertalned that colds cost only 944.54 this spring, look out for a bar-gain-counter rush. Profanity Is not to be legislated from the New York stage. In other \ words. In some of the plays all of the Jokes are not to bo cut out Are there not small, rocky islands where powder mills might go away by themselves and explode without Interfering with the neighbors? The proposed law to prevent loveless marriages recalls the ancient question: “What Is love?” Likewise, te .bow. can ■lt -be made permanent? Twenty-one professors at the University of Moscow have been forced to resign by striking students. Russia must be a gladsome place for a student. American heiresses are waiting for an advance list of King George’s appointments of 500 new radical peers. Some of them will be 1 aborttes, no doubt An eastern savant tells us fat men rarely are criminals. Julius Caesar had the same Idea —at least according to Shakespeare, or Bacon, or whoever It was. A skeleton found in England Is said to be 100,000 years old. This may be remarkable, but Is there any limit to the age that a skeleton may eventually attain? |f; The Chicago girl who got Into print on the assumption that she wanted to | marry an Indian has gone on the ||; vaudeville stage. Might have known It from the 6tarL A New Jersey dog catcher proposes to get ’em with an aeroplane. Then ' to the other triumphs of aeronautics will be added that of a bark sailing r through the air. The coronation of King George will jp introduce special styles in hats, says an exchange, which Is tough luck for the man who was planning to wear last year’s straw again. A woman who was described by her | artist husband as a “modern Venus” has just been awarded $25 a month alimony. Well, all Venuses are supposed to be more or less broke. If the day of the harem skirt has arrived It will come in regardless of Jeers and friendly or unfriendly legislation. If it haa not come then all the advanced women In the world cannot force 1L A Massachusetts chief of police wants the ducking-stool revived for | feminine scolds. He will want it still p more when the tongues he would thus i, restrain have finished their assaults upon him. . gif, T fit Chicago matron avers that a breach of promise suit against her | husband merely amuses her. Howv ever, that form of amusement is not likely to become generally popular ts among the matrons. Wife,;- ■ ■ If A New Jersey woman In an alienaEections suit recently recov--00 for the loss of her busre. And many of her sisters ably consider her a lucky tore to be envied than pitied. woman speaker comes foray that It Is the icebox, not tot, which should interest ! To the average woman who enlarge her sphere, encourwarm enthusiasm, this wIU cold advice.

FOR PUBLIG CONTROL

VAIL FOR REGULATION AS WELL AS PUBLICITY. SAYS BOTH HERE TO STAY Frank Recognition of Publle Rights by the President of Western Union ants Telephone Companies. Public regulation of public service corporations haa come to stay. It ought to have come and It ought to stay. That is the flat and unequivocal assertion of Theodore N. Vail, president of both the American Telephone and Telegraph company and the Western Union Telegraph company. It came in the form of his annual report to the seventy thousand stockholders of the two great corporations. Although Mr. Vail's advocacy of full publicity in connection with the affairs of such concerns was well understood, nobody in financial circles had anticipated so frank sn avowal of full public rights In the shaping of their general conduct. It came consequently as a surprise, not only because of its novelty and squareness, but also on account of the unqualified acquiescence of a board of directors comprising such eminent and conservative financiers as Robert Winson of Kidder, Peabody A Co., and Henry L. Higginaon of Boston, Henry P. Davison of J. P. Morgan & Co.; Senator W. Murray Crane, George F. Baer, T. Jefferson Coolidge Jr., Norman W. Harris, John I. Waterbury and others. President Vail’s declaration is heralded as the first recognition by those In high corporate authority of the Justice of the demand that the public be regarded as virtual partners in all matters that pertain to the common welfare. He goes directly to the point.

“Public control or regulation of public service corporations by permanent commissions,” he says, “has come and come to stay. Control, or regulation, to be effective means publicity; it means semi-public discussion and consideration before action; It means everything which is the opposite of and inconsistent with effective competition. Competition—aggressive, effective competition—means strife, industrial warfare; it means contention; it oftentimes means taking advantage of or resorting to any means that the conscience of the contestants or the degree of the enforcement of the laws will permit. "Aggressive competition means duplication of plant And investment. The ultimate object of such competition is the possession of the field wholly or partially; therefore it means either ultimate combination on such basis and with such prices as will cover past losses, or it means loss of return on investment, and eventual loss of capital. However It results, all costs of aggressive, uncontrolled competition are eventually borne, directly or Indirectly, by the public. Competition which is not aggressive, presupposes co-operative, action. understandings, agreements, which result in general uniformity or harmony of action, which, in fact, is not competition but is combination, unstable, but for the time effective. When thoroughly understood it will be found that “control” will give more of the benefits and public advantages. which are expected to be obtained through such ownership, and will obtain them without the public burden of either the public officeholder or public debt or operating deficit.

“When through a wise and Judicious state control and regulation all the advantages without any of the disadvantages of state ownership are secured, state ownership is doomed." “If Mr. Vail is right,” says Harper’s Weekly, in a concise summing-up, "then it seems pretty plain that we are entered upon a new era in both economics and politics. And it Is high time we did if evolution is to supplant revolution as an efficient force In the development of civilization."

Unreliable Physiognomy.

I am a profound disbeliever in physiognomy. Features are falße witnesses. Stupidity frequently wears a mask of intelligence I know business men who look like poets and poets who look like business men. Men of genius invariably look like Idiots, and )f you pick out the man who looks most eminent in a party you are sure to find be Is a nobody. I always distrust men who look mag nlflcent. Nature is a stingy creature. She seldom gives a man the double gift of being great and looking great. She took care to lame Byron and deform Pope and disfigure Johnson. But the crowning example of her jealous parsimony Is Shakespeare. I have al ways been disappointed with Shakespeare s face. It does not live up to his poetry. It is dull, heavy and commonplace—Adventures in London.

Vegetable Fancy Work.

Little Mrs. Bride bad almost everything to learn about housekeeping, but she was so enthusiastic in her interest that every one was glad to help her. "1 have some particularly fine asparagus,” the marketman told her one day, and he displayed a bunch for her admiration. “Picked not three hours Ago," he added. , Mrs. Bride looked at It with unaffected amazement “Does it grow like that?” she asked. “I always supposed the cook braided the ends of it”—Youth's Companion.

EGGS IN EVERY LAND

*4OW HEN FRUIT IS BERVED BY VARIOUS PEOPLES. Variety of Recipes Which Offer Pleasing Change From Common Methods of Cooking Eggs—Fried Egg Popular In America. v Russian Eggs. —On delicate slloea of toast spread a layer of caviar and place a fresh poached egg on top; pepper, salt and a few drops of lemon juice are added, and a garnish of parsley; Berve at once. Turkish Eggs. —Boil six kidneys and six chicken livers and hearts with an onion and a splpe base throwing off the water six times. Make a rich brown sauce, adding a little wine, and add the kidneys; pour on a hot platter and place as many carefully poached eggs over the top as there are guests. Norwegian Eggs.— Place on a platter large flakes of smoked salmon, scramble six eggs . In butter, season and spread over the top of the salmon; serve hot.

Hungarian Eggs.—Arrange hardboiled eggs and cold boiled potatoes In alternate layers In a pudding dish, with butter, pepper and salt, and pour over the top sour cream enough to Just cover the Ingredients. Bake a delicate brown. Bpanlsh Omelet. —Cut three slices of bacon Into dice and fry a delicate brown, then add two sliced tomatoes, one onion minced, six sliced mushrooms, pepper and salt. Stir and cook ten minutes. Break six fresh eggs into a bowl, beat lightly with a fork. Put a small lump of butter Into the omelet pan, and when hot pour In the eggs and shake gently until set, then turn on the other mixture and fold the omelet and serve quickly. Irish Eggs.—On delicately broiled slices of bacon poached eggs are placed and covered with a rich cream sauce. American Eggs.—Needless to say that the best known egg dish of the country Is the fried egg served with fried bam, though the best known dishes of other nations find their way to all the menus of the best hotels and restaurants.

DON'T EXERCISE OUR TEETH

Reason Americans Have Buch Poor Grinders, According to a Dental Authority. The reason Americans have such bad teeth is that they don’t exercise them enough, according to Dr. Herbert L. Wheeler, president of the American Dental Hygiene council, who is delivering a course of lectures at Columbia university. “We leans are living in the lap of luxury,” said Dr. Wheeler, In his opening lecture, “and our food is so well prepared for us that we don’t use our mouths enough. Regular exercise for the teeth is as beneficial as any other kind of gymnastics.” He found from an examination of several hundred savages’ teeth that the increased work which their teeth had been made to do had resulted beneficially for their teeth. It was also a fact that the front teeth of savages were more worn than those of civilized people, being that the savage cuts his food with his teeth.

Pancake Pudding.

Sift % cup flour into a basin, add *6 teaspoon of salt, 2 well-beaten eggs, *4 a pint of milk and one tablespoon of melted butter. Melt 2 tablespoons of butter In a small fryingpan. When very hot pour In the mixture and keep moving the pan till It has set for the under side. Turn It quickly with a broad knife or turner, cook 1 minute over the fire, then put the pan into a hot oven for 10 minutes. It will puff up. Put a spoonful of preserves in the center, roll up and serve on a hot dish.

Mock Indian Pudding.

Cut btale bread In half-inch slices and remove the crusts. Butter the bread on both sides, pile the slices together and cut into cubes. To each cup of cubes, well pressed down, use one pint milk with one-half cup molasses and half a teaspoon of salt. Bake in a buttered pudding dish in very moderate oven from, two to thxwe hours. Fine-chopped suet may take the place of butter. Put It between the bread and cut as before.

Nut Graham Bread.

Three cups graham flour, one cup white flour, four teaspoons baking powder, one teaspoon salt, one-third cup molasges, one-ljalf cup brown sugar, two eggs, two cups milk, one cup seeded raisins, one cup chopped nuts. Mix quickly, let raise for twenty minutes. Bake one hour.

Onion Sauce.

Boil the onions until tender. Mix with them half a pint of melted butter and a quarter pint of new milk, a little Salt and pepper. Stir the sauce over the fire until it boils and serve as hot as possible. Time threequarters of an hour. ,

Sauce for Chops.

Mix with vinegar some grated horseradish, tomatoes, Spanish peppers and cook for 16 minutes. Strain through a sieve and serve with boiled meats or chops.

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MADE HIS ESCAPE IN TIME

Metaphors of Millionaire Found No Response In the Breast of the Farmer. The millionaire accepted the farmer's cordial invitation to ride, and with much scrambling gained a seat on top of the hay. "My good man,” said the millionaire, patronizingly, “this swaying, rolling, sweet-scented divan is a couch upon which I could win slumber and be irresistible to the arms of Morpheus whenever I courted sweet sleep.” The farmer stiffened. “I’ll hear no more of your talk; I’m a respectable married man, an’ I’ll ask you where you’re goin’ so I can avoid the place.” Dreamily the millionaire smiled. "I’m getting back to Mother Nature, who has been outraged and abused by me for years; I am a broken man, and she will forgive me and bring me back to health.” The farmer stopped the team and pulled a three-tlned pitchfork from the brace socket —but his passenger was gone.—Success Magazine.

You Never Can Tell.

A certain ’cellist was once snowbound for three hours at a small railroad station. He unpacked his ’cello and played his dozen fellow-sufferers a request program with the result that one of them took him to Europe for a year. You never can tell as you bear your precious fiddle-case through the streets what magic casement may not open on the foam (of steins), and what fairy hand may not beckon you within to do the one thing needful to opus fifty-nine, or draw a valiant bow In the battle of Schumann quintet.— Robert H. Schauffler, in the Atlantic.

An Ambassador’s Nose.

An ambassador to Russia, formerly a leather merchant in this country, discovered certain secret processes regarding a special kind of leather manufactured there. He would have been looked on with suspicion, had it been suspected that he could learn anything of these methods. But during his sojourn he got near enough to certain factories to register, through his Sense of smell, some Impressions with which he was able to work out the formulas when he returned home.— Atlantic Magazine.

REASONED IT OUT And Found a Change in Food Put Him Right.

A man does not count as wasted the time he spends In thinking over his business, but he seems loth to give the same sort of careful attention to himself and to his health. And yet his business would be worth little without good health to care for it A business man tells how he did himself good by carefully thinking over his physical condition. Investigating to find out what was needed, and then changing to the right food. “For some yean I had been bothered a great deal after meals. My food seemed to lay like lead in my stomach, producing heaviness and dullness and sometimes positive pain. Of course this rendered me mere or less unfit for business, and I made up my mind that something would have to be done. “Reflection led me to the conclusion that over-eating, filling the stomach with indigestible food, was responsible for many of the ills that human flesh endures, and that I was punishing myself in that way—that was what was making me so dull, heavy and uncomfortable, and unfit for business after meals. I concluded to try GrapeNuts food to see what it could do for me. *1 have been using it for some months now, and am glad to say that I do not suffer any longer after meals; my food seems to assimilate easily and perfectly, and to do the wort: for which It was intended. “I have regained my normal weight, and find that business Is a pleasure once more—can take more Interest In it, and my mind is clearer and more alert.’*... - Name given by Postum Ca, Battle Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Wellvllle,” in pkgs. “There’s a Reason.” Ever nal the eheve letter? A aew eae eppeere trees thee te^tfaee.^ They tatcrat

TRAIN LOAD AFTER TRAIN LOAD OF SETTLERS

ARE GOING TO CENTRAL CANADA. • i ’ : • ‘ The Question of reciprocal trade relations between the United States and Canada has provoked considerable discussion and interest Whatever else the discussion may have done, it has brought out the fact that on the Canadian side of the line the agricultural situation is one that forces attention, and it has also brought forth the fact which it is well to face, that on the American side of she border, there is a vastly increasing population to be fed with a somewhat decreasing proportion of food products. This article is intended to point out to those who may wish to become of those who can raise wheat, oats, barley, flax, cattle and hogs at the least cost that the opportunities In Central Canada are what they are seeking. During the past year the official figures show that upwards of 130,000 Americans located in Canada, and the greatest majority of these have settled on farms, and when the time comes, which it will within a few years, they will be ready, to help serve their parent country with the food stuffs that its increasing population will require. The immigration for the spring has now set in in great earnest, and train load after train load of a splendid class of settlers leave weekly from Kansas City, Omaha, Chicago, Detroit, St Paul and other points. Most of these are destined through to points in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. The reports that come from the different farming districts there are that the spring is opening up weU, and the prospects for a splendid crop this year are very good. In some districts good homesteads are yet available. The price of all farm lands has naturally had an increase, but it is still away below its earning capacity. The immigration branch of the Dominion Government has just published its 1911 illustrated pamphlet, which may be secured on application to the Department of the Interior, Ottawa, Canada, or any of the agents of the Dominion Government, whose advertisement may appear elsewhere in this paper.

Grouch Still With Him.

When Brown died he left an old friend liying, by the name of Jones, who always had a grouch. After Brown had been in heaven sometime, he met Jones just coming through the gate, and as the newcomer did not look as happy and contented as he should, Brown asked him what was the matter. “Well,” Jones said, “I got my feet wet coming across the river Styx and caught a nasty cold, broke my left wing and have to carry it into a sling, and my halo don’t fit worth a darn.”

Set yoursell earnestly to see what you were made to do, and then set yc.urself earnestly to do It—Phillips Brooks.

Gfi&catfons Please Read These Two Letters* The following letter from lira. Orville Rock will prove how unwise it is for women to submit to the dangers of a surgical operation when ib 'r. may be avoided by taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. She was four weeks in the hospital and came home suffering worse than before. Then after all that suffering Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound restored her health. HERB IS HER OWN STATEMENT. B Paw Paw, Mich.—“ Two years ago I suffered very severely with a displacement—l could not be on my feet for a long time. My physician treated me for several months without much relief, and at last sent me to Ann Arbor for an operation. I was there four weeks and came home boffering worse than before. My mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and I did. To-day lam well and strong and do all my own housework. I owe my health to Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and advise every woman who is afflicted with any female complaint to try it.” Mrs. Orville Rock, R. R. No. ft, Paw Paw, Mich. . “There pever was a worse case.* Rockport, Ind. —“There never was a worse ease of woman’s ills than mine, and I cannot begin to tell you what I suffered. For over two years I was not able to do anything. I was in bed for a month and the doctor said nothing but an operation would cure me. My father suggested Lvdla E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound; so to please him I took it, and I improved wonderrally, so I am able to travel, ride horseback, take long rides and never feel any ill effects from It. I can only ask other suffering women to give Lydia B. Pinkbam’s Vegetable Compound a trial before submitting to an operation.”—Mrs. Margaret Meredith* R. F. D. No. 3, Rockport, Ind. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful—or that either of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the letters are published without their permission, or that the original letter from each did not oome to us entirely unsolicited. For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable ' Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. No sick woman does justice to [(/[ herself who will not try this famous medicine, ll Vm W Satho^i^dJ JES* to^2»cw3it. herb8 ’ II 7 II

< j™ ; ; You Can Rely on Resinol to Do Its Work Quickly and Perfectly. Have been troubled with dry E» sema for several months, and have tried many different remedies, but I have gotten more relief and better results with two applications of Resinol Ointment than all other remedies. Will gladly recommend it whenever and wherever I can. A. E. Hatch, D. D. S., Cleveland, Ohio. Resinol Ointment is for sale at all drug stores. ' r .i The Awakening. First Tragedian—Ah! deah boy! The chance of my life came last night. Izzacstein offered me 30 shillings a week to play Hamlet The contract was drawn up, he lejLt me bis fountain pen to sign with, when— Second Tragedian—Ydu woke up! First Tragedian—Damme. How did you know Second Tragedian—By the salary, my pippin. I’ve dreamed like that myself.—Punch. >

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