Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

When the bee-hive is ready there 1 jlrtll be plenty of bees to make honey. Hjjjt: ■■■—■l. i'l 1 Edison has Just lost a 35-year-old 4 ■ ( «»IL It ought to be out of style by 4 this time, anyhow. ... Hie Czar of Russia has bought a newspaper. Now, he’ll get acquainted With some real troubles. §2 It Is possible to buy a cement house With a roof garden for $2,600. We sup pose tbe cellar would be extra. - - - - ■■■ -- ■ -- ” TSe Elberta peach crop and the Alberta wheat crop are friendly rivals, H* and both are full of promise this year. Germany haa ordered another Zeppelin airship. Germany must have decided to keep oa trying until she gets a good one’ If}' - ________ There is no use la fighting tbe Inevitable. A prominent college is adding to its courses one to teach men bow to book. 4 Sf v Milliners tell us that small hats will be the fashion this year, but it is not 4 likely that the prices will be any smaller usual. Now that Dr. Wiley has taken unto himself a wife we are curious to know whether she can make the pies that Bother used to make. No divorced woman or actress wno jjS tas married a peer will be presented at the English court This is very . hard on the actresses. -•• • 4a. ■ | A woman of 84, living on Long Island, saws her own wood. And no body rebukes her for entrenching on sphere of activities. . Vassar college has celebrated her fiftieth birthday, and has silenced all i cynical critics by claiming to be • day younger than she really is. Pittsburg woman wants a divorce because her hußband treats her sister 100 affectionately. Yea, younger sister; why ask superflous. questions? Hopkins professors have discovered that water is a valuable anesthetic. Mefore long someone may prove that it is equally good for drinking pur-

| Two French vaudeville critics re--4 oently fought a duel. They should lave stuck to the pen, which in theory at least la considered mightier, 4 anyhow. ▲ prominent railroad man says that Kurope leads the United States in the number of railroad wrecks. She’B welcome to the prize for this line of Ig,-' endeavor. ■ ___ _ §4. The report that a Germ ah plumber tas been raised to the Prussian nobilr tty by the kaiser leads us to believe 4 that some foreign correspondent haa keen hitting the pipe. Hip! wgsv.: . t “Girl students are smarter than |i? Ben” opines the president of Vassar college. But men made better foottall players, and what is a college without a football team? The Marys of England are comblnI tug for the purpose of buying Queen ? Mary a coronation gift. The Queen Bands a chance to get a manicure | net or a photograph album. WB- . - - jjL I read in the papers the other day y of a man who got a divorce because the woman he married was a pickpocket. It seems to me that is es--1 tabllshing something of a precedent. What wife isn't? 3* A chicken in Ohio has swallowed a S2OO diamond ring and its owner refnses to have the culprit killed. The only way out of it is to set the chicken in a ring and wear it. gjj£ A Chicago lady wants a divorce because her husband shut off her charge account at the department stores. It ?, probably comes under the head of , cruel and inhuman treatment. An Evansville, Ind., widow has just annexed her ninth husband. Massachusetts spinsters may be informed, if they wish to have particulars, that she la 70 years of age—and wealthy. I A fat men’s club in New England E tas discovered that few fat men are IT criminals, and that most good-hearted 1 *” d right-minded men tend to take | an flesh, for they are naturally men Ev as stout hearts. ■ A St. Louis woman left instructions I- fa) her will that her dog should be shot, I and buried after her death. Thus do 14 we gradually climb up from the days E'. when men caused their wives to be ■fvfauried with them. ■P A minister in Washington state Mwaiaeed the feminine population by Lpaying that women are worse liars I than men. He has no exceptions, Ugßaee the protests began to come in. K shat they are going to lie like ladies F fa expressing their opinion of him. I WmM' * f 4 A Massachusetts alienist says that r wreryone eometime in life is on the of insanity. The smart ones Rjlrt those who manage to make this pei jriod connect with crime, so as to get [libe benefit of the latter with the for || <*• W CavUif. j Ji .*• .‘Ait,