Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1911 — The Cynic. [ARTICLE]

The Cynic.

“I really don’t care for luncheon," said the cynic. “I would be better off ,without it. In fact, I only visit the restaurants because I am Interested ,ln a certain type of humanity.” "Then why do you wait until two o’clock, when the restaurants are deserted, and you are the only patron?" inquired the bystander. "Because," replied the cynic, "I am the certain interesting type."