Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1911 — Good Jokes [ARTICLE]

Good Jokes

, INSTRUMENTAL SINGING. "Do you think your daughter's singing will ever amount to anything?" "Will it? Say. she does the finest Instrumental singing you ever heard." "Wbat is instrumental singing? 1 don't believe I ever before heard of that kind of sinking." “Why, I buy a home In a high class neighborhood and move In and start my daughter to singing, and in a month's time I can buy the adjacent homes at less than half their real | value. My daughter’s singing Is Instrumental in getting the prices lowierpd."