Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1911 — RULES FOR PULLMAN PORTERS [ARTICLE]

RULES FOR PULLMAN PORTERS

Never let a passenger see the silvery glint In your eye—but keep one there, just the same. A broad smile Is often worth from two to six bits. Smile as broadly as you ca% brother. Always remember that th«t harder you brush a passenger, the more he thinks he is getting for his money. Never kick a passenger’s telescope because it has a rusty look. He may be Just In from the Klondike.— Louie villa Poet.