Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1911 — WHAT WATER WILL DO. [ARTICLE]

WHAT WATER WILL DO.

It will qurinch fire and melt ice. It will break up a convention of hobos or suffragets. It will clean a street and clean out a mob. It will stop a political convention or a county fair. It will stop a street parade or a funeral procession. It will stop a mule from kicking or a bronco from bucking. It will demoralize a temperance lecturer or a’distiller of alcohol. It will interfere with church revivals and stop a prayer meeting. It will clean out any kind of a house, from a pig pen to a cathedral. - It will stop a dogfight, catfight, prizefight, or any other kind of a fight. It has done more good and done more damage than all the powder that-has been manufactured since Adam winked at the sun. It has accomplished more for the benefit of mankind than all the words coined in all the languages of the world since Bibles were printed.