Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1911 — Pert Personals. [ARTICLE]

Pert Personals.

Every day or two Pierpont Morgan saves another bank and puts it In his pocket.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. William Waldorf Astor probably won’t feel so lonely now that Abe Hummel has followed his example and become a British subject.—Springfield Union. One thing we have always liked about Dr. Cook Is that he didn’t pretend, as soon as he got caught, that the wicked newspapers had misquoted him.—Ohio State Journal. Through becoming an honorary member of the chamber of commerce Dr. Carnegie Is saved SSO a year. No nse in talking, that man simply cannot die poor.—New York Herald.