Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1911 — The Cynic. [ARTICLE]

The Cynic.

*T really don’t care for luncheon.” .said the cynic. "I would be better off without It. In fact, I only visit the restaurants because I am interested >!n a certain type of humanity.” "Then why do you wait until two O’clock, when the restaurant? are deserted, and you are the only patron?” Inquired the bystander. S "Because,” replied the cynic, "1 am the certain Interesting type.”