Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1911 — A Nice Question. [ARTICLE]

A Nice Question.

"It is, indeed, a problem,” says th* man with the deep-del eyes, rubbing his chin thoughtfully "What is a problem T’ asks the mass with the dejected mustache. "If a man is born hairless, would he* be bald?” "Surest thing yon know.” “Perhaps—and yet Listen. In der to become bald it is necessary to be provided "With hair. Baldness is the condition occasioned by the hair falling oat. Ergo, if a man has no hair to lose-he can never become bald. Doyon seer Yon might as well try to play the market with no money as to get bald with no hair to loee and: make yon bald. I confess that in one analysis it would seem that the man would be bald, and yet, as I say, bow can he become bald if he have no hair to lose originally? You might aa well argue that a man who never waa fat can become thin, when he has no flesh to reduce. And yet, again, taking the other view of It, if the mm have no hair he necessarily Is bald, but still how can he be bald if ; he never had the opportunity to become —" But the man with the dejected mustache is ringing for the ambulance.