Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1911 — Climbed Too High. [ARTICLE]

Climbed Too High.

Wife (whose husband, the local mayor, has just, been knighted)—Have you beard from the man who offered to trace our pedigree? Husband —Yes, he has found out more than enough. Wise —What did you pay him? Husband —Fifty pounds—to hold his tongue.—London Opinion.