Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 75, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1911 — A Matter of Size. [ARTICLE]

A Matter of Size.

Wife—l want a cap, please, for my husband. Shopkeeper—Yes, madam. What size does he wear? Wife—Well, I really forget. His collars are size sixteen, though I expect he’d want about size eighteen or twenty for a cap, wouldn’t he?