Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1911 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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Farm Loans. We are furnishing the money. DUNLAP & PARKINSON. El wood McCracken, who established and for twenty-eight years daily drove the hack between Young America and Kokomo, died Friday night at Young America, Cass county. He was 72 years old. Asserting that his legs or the street cars were plenty good enough, Speaker-elect Champ Clark Saturday gave notice that he would have no use for the luxurious limousine purchased by congress for the convenience of the speaker. “I don’t give a darn what becomes of the automobile,” lie said. Maybe the postmaster general wants to raise the rates on second class matter so as to have some change to put in the postal savings bank. When a woman gets rigged out with a new lid and gown, the calls she has been neglecting begin to bother her conscience. A report comes from North Carolina of a hen that laid five eggs- a day. That hen must.be a poor mathematician. Many a man who can’t paddle his own canoe thinks he is qualified to furnish the motive power for the ship of state. When the pork barrel is opened every legislator wants to fiog it. You do not have to 'be a “stick” to be a spoke in the wheels of progress. Don’t talk so much about your ancestors, but try to so act and do that your grandchildren will be proud of theirs. A paragrapher asks; How many people are here who ask questions they know you can’t answer? There would be one less if this paragrapher kept quiet, „

A man in Philadelphia claims to have gotten drunk eating onions. This is a happy combination —making it possible to get drunk and kill your breath at the same time. A man claims to have invented something that will overcome the laws of gravitation. If he would invent something that would cause a, dollar to return to you after being spent it would be more to the point.