Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 67, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

;■ 1 14 w w _ -Jr Kv^ r3ru * yK>c * H>< *" P(1 *' Y HEALEY A CLARK, Publisher*. | ,-■■ . RENSSELAER, INDIANA. V - * ; For the time being gasoline It the tararlt? perfume. l&i ■• ' !/ • ‘ People -who heap their sidewalks dean deserve at least honorable meat* If one awallpw doesn’t make a sum* don’t three robins make? i "■ Manuel Is to get 139,600 a year. Perhaps there Is something In the king business after all. When rats are not disseminating the bubonic plague they are engaged hi other nefarious practices. All the world loves a lover, but as to these noblemen who seek American girts with money It Is merely curious. If those New Jersey people think that “ ‘hello* verges on profanity” what must they think of "line la busy”? Think bow many hen’s eggs young McLean could have bought with the money he paid for that Hope dlamond! Paris is making a move to elevate the moral tone of its literature and its art There is room for the exercise of Its efforts. A Colorado couple who were divorced in 1875 have just been married again. Sometimes second thoughts come a long time afterward. ■ 1 ■■i*hi A Chicago girl captured a bandit who tried to grab her pocket book. Bandits win learn In time to confine their operations to the less resourceful male If they take the exaggerated shoulders away from the men and the rats away from the women hotel mattresses might achieve additional softA Boston theologian declares that the story of Adam and Eve Is merely a parable. But the old Adam, who " blamed everything on his wife, is nobody’s fiction. " Thirty per cent of the students st the University of Wisconsin are round shouldered. Another argument against the over development of gray matter in our youth. A man was sent to a hospital in New York for examination as to his sanity because he thought himself a fish. Maybe somebody told him he was in the swim. Asheville, N. C., has a “Jack the Kisser” scare, but we dimly perceive that this may only be an advertisement for the place aa a summer resort for old maids. The aeroplane has been developed far enough to warrant less enthusiasm in offering prises for flights and more attention to the development of a practical parachute. One marriage out of every three In Ban Francisco ends in divorce, according to one who delves In such things. Apparently matrimonial earthquakes are common there, too. Innovating dressmakers may try to banish the waist line from the feminine form divine; but enterprising man will continue to sees, locate and restore it with his strong right arm. Not content with the hobble skirt, those Parisian intriguers have sprung the “trouser gown” on us. Possibly the pantaloon effect is expected to make a hit with suffragettes. Corset coats for men are reported to be recommended by the fashionable tailors. Evidently the fashionable tailors have faith in the theory that men are turning from foolishness. And now a physician blames the spread of Infantile paralysis on fleas. What? Fleas on pitty itty tootsie wooteie? Let the doctor prepare for an onslaught of highly insulted mothers. A beauty expert says that to keep their mouths beautiful, women must shut them. Here is the sex confronted with the most harrowing alternative ever presented to distracted human choice. ,| An educator asserts that aeroplanes win abolish war. Which looks like working up a movement to have the Carnegie Peace board use a half million a year in subsidizing aeroplane $ factories. New York women say that the feminine throat loses its beautiful contour In making the hissing “a” sound so characteristic of English. As in “Yes?” ■KPS'' '■ : Tile Aero Club of America has acted commendably in taking steps looking to lessening of danger in ' aviation. One proposition is that ma- , chines shall be examined more close- » ,ly before any attempt at flying Is ;. permitted. This is s simple precau- , tion which should be easily taken. K&; A New York physician tells us that he can cure old age. We have also | hoard of men who thought they had discovered tbs secret of perpetual motion Strange to s«y. the physician lr JU ICM W nit., ( - I