Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 67, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1911 — Page 3

A MINISTER SPEAKS.

Hl* Statement Should Convince the Most Skeptical. / Kidney sufferers should take fresh courage in reading the statement of Sev. Marlon 8. Foreman of Green-

field, Ind., given below. He speaks for the benefit of suffering humanity. Says he: ‘1 had kidney trouble in a bad form and was unable to get relief until I began the use of Doan’s Kidney Pills.

They did such good work that I strongly recommend them. I hope my testimonial will prove of benefit to otffer kidney sufferers.'' > Remember the name—Doan's. For sale by all dealers, 50 cents a box. Foßter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. v The Point of View. This is a true story. A certain belle was present at a certain Chopin recital. During the “Marche Funebre," her eyes glistened and her whole at-' titude of rapt attention was as if the music had entranaced her very soul. Her whole face was expressive of admiration and intense interest. When the pianist had finished, the escort of Miss “Belle” turned to her and said: "How beautiful!” To which she replied: “Yes, indeed; doesn’t it fit her exquisitely in 'the back? How much do you suppose it cost in Paris?”

LADIES CAN NEAR SHOES

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UNGALLANT.

Bloom—l’m glad I met your wlfa She seemed to take a fancy to me. Gloom—Did she? I wish you’d mei her sooner.

HEAD SOLID MASS OF HUMOR

*T think the Cutlcura Remedies are the best remedies for eczema I have ever heard of. My mother had a child who had a rash on Its head when it was real young. Doctor called it baby rash. He gave us medicine, but It did no good. In a few days the head was a solid mass; a running sore. It was awful, the child cried continually. We had to hold him and watch him to keep him from scratching the Bore. His suffering was dreadfuL At last we remembered Cutlcura Remedies. We got a dollar bottle of Cutt cura Resolvent, a box of Cutlcura Ointment, and a bar of Cutlcura Soap. We gave the Resolvent as directed, washed the head with the Cutlcura Soap, and applied the Cutlcura Ointment We had pot used half before the child’s head was clear and free from eczema, and it has never come back again. His bead was healthy and be bad a beautiful head of hair. I think the Cutlcura Ointment very good for the hair. It makes the hair grow and prevents falling hair.’’ (Signed) Mrs. Frandß Lund, Plain City, Utah, Sept 19,1910. Send to the Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Boston, Mass., for free Cutlcura Book on the treatment of skin and scalp troubles.

Reason Enough.

A negro near Xenia, 0., had been arrested for chicken stealing. He had stolen so many that hlB crime had be come grand larceny. He was tried and convicted, and brought In for sentence. “Have you any reason to offer why the judgment of the court should not be passed upon you?” he was asked. “Well, jedge," he replied, “I cain’t go to jail now nohow. I’m bulldln’ a shack out yonder, an’ I jus’ cain’t go till I git it done. You kin sholy see dat.” —Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post

Work and Marriage.

In the New York courts recently a girl, aged 17, on being told by bet mother that she was old enough to go to work, replied: “Work, I will not; I prefer to marry.” Whereupon she was married before night to a young man earning $8 per week. This is of a piece with the reasoning of another girl who, being Interrogated by a friend, “Where are you working now, Mamie?” answered promptly, “I ain’t working; I’m married.”—Boston Herald.

Fighting Tuberculosis In Hungary.

The anti-tuberculosis movement was started in 1894, and la 1898 there were five institutions for the treatment of eoosumption. Today the campaign is encouraged and financed by the government, and over 200 different agencies are engaged la the fight A permanent tuberculosis museum has bteen established at Budapest and s carefully conducted campaign of education Is being carried on.

HONEST CONFESSION A Doctor's Talk on Food.

, . - y J.-> ■ There are no fairer set of men oa earth than the doctors, and when they find they have been in error they are usually apt to make honest and manly .admission of the fact A case ta point Is that of a practitioner, one of the good old school, who lives la Texas. v His plain, unvarnished tale needs no dressing up: “I had always had an intense prejudice, which I can now see was unwar ran table and unreasonable, against all muchly advertised foods. Hence, I never read a line of the many 'ads’ of Grape-Nuts, nor tested the food Gil last winter. “Tyhlle la Corpus Christ! for my health, and visiting my youngest son, who has four of the ruddiest, healthiest little .boys I ever saw, I ate my Drat dish of Grape-Nnts food for supper with my little grandsons. * “I became exceedingly fond of It and have eaten a package of It every week since, and find It a delicious, refreshing and strengthening food, leaving no 111 effects whatever, cansing no eructations (with which I was formerly much troubled), ne sense of fullness, nausea, nor distress of stomach In any way. “There la no other food that agrees with me so well, or sits «s lightly or pleasantly upon my stomach as this does. ‘1 am stronger and more active since I began the use of Grape-Nnts Chan I have been for 10 years, and am no/ longer troubled with nausea and Indigestion.** Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look In pkgs. fort the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville.’* “There’s a Reason.” •y-S: ««**=* mi

The ONLOOKER

“I’ve been a wicked man,” he said, “I’v* done a-many crimes; • r - I’ve shot at folks by way of jokes a half-a-dozen times; I’ve gone In broad daylight an’ stole a wldder’s fattened shoat / But though I’ve been a man o’ sin, I never-Sold my vote. “I’ve set fire to a tenement to see the engines run, > I’ve swiped the alms from blind men’s palms an’ thought that it was fun; An’ ones when It was bitter cold I took a cripple’s coat; I’ve scuttled ships on pleasure trips—but never sold my vote. “I’ve dynamited savings banks an’ skipped off with the cash; Gold bricks of brass I’ve made to pass with all a con man’s dash; I’ve been a counterfeiter too, an’ made a greasy note; I’ve held up trains out on the plains—but never sold my vote. “I’ve worked the shells at county fairs, an’ pockets, too, jt’ve picked: I’ve sold fake stocks in thousand blocks—the common I have tricked; Each victim’s tears were _ like three cheers whene'er I'd get his goat; Yet though, old pard, my heart was hard, I never sold my vote. ~ “I’ve burgled here and burgled there, an’ run a racin’ book; You’ll find my name Is one o’ fame with almost any crook; But set this down”—the dying breath was rattling In his throat—- “ Although I’ve been a man o’ sin, I never sold my vote.”

'Rah for Reform.

Comes .now another reformer who wants to uplift us by eliminating the word “Hello” from our telephone conversations. Good! We heartily agree with his deep-drawn suggestion that the first syllable of that word is too suggestive of a certain form of swearing. It had not occurred to us before; very few people are in the habit of standing on windy corners of conversation and watching for embarrassing displays of language. But'we extend to the pure-minded reformer our wannest accord. Also we move that a certain well-known rhyme, oh which we were trained years ago, be revised to read:

"Early to bed and early to rise Slakes a man hearty and wealthy and wise.” Furthermore, let us change the name of the Helicon to the Rubicon, or the Rhymlcon. And let us prohibit the sale of hellebore In drug stores. While we are about it, let us disinfect things properly, Change the name of damask, for Instance, and take Damascus off the map. And pass a law forbidding people to sue for damages, and, with one supreme motive, brethren, let us wipe the Infamy of the Gatun dam off the Isthmus of Panama.

Wishes of No Avail.

“This is my husband, Mr. Grump. We’ve Just been married. Don’t you wish us happiness?' “When I look at yonr husband, madam. I cannot wish —I can only hope.”

Imperfect Reproduction.

“It must be very consoling to you,” we say to the bereaved lady, “to have that splendid phonograph record of your late husband’s voice. It is so absolutely natural, too.” “Ah,” she sighs, “it is like, and yet so unlike, poor dear Henry!” “Unlike?” . “Yes, it talks right, Vhead In his tone, but it never stops when I Interrupt it”

Puzzle. “He is my hero,” she sighed. Without finishing this we leave it to the reader to guess whether he was a half back, a college orator, a baseball star, a matinee idol, a novel celebrity, a prize fighter, a novelist, a soda fountain clerk, or just a plain every

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POOR HUBBY!

Dick —That is Mrs. Gabber. She fell downstairs and bit her tongue in two. Harry—l feel sorry for her husband. She was a terror when she had only one tongue 1 i

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Rebelled.

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His Aspiration.

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