Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 63, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1911 — SAYS THE OWL. [ARTICLE]

SAYS THE OWL.

A single man is doubly attractive—to a spinster. Money is the thing wives look for while husbands sleep. Any woman can take a hint—if disguised as a “beauty hint.” The story of Lot’s wife should be taken with a grain of salt. Don’t be a grouch generator; grouches have no market value. & An umbrella dealer-says there are lots of hold-ups on rainy days. It’s a good thing to 'tell the truth occasionally, just to keep in practice. Love is blind, but after marriage a man is apt to take an occasional eyeopener. A bachelor says that a wise man has no secrets from his wife —because he hasn’t any wife. Nothing increases the anger of an angry woman like the refusal of the man in the case to talk back. We are told that actions speak louder than words, but it depends a good deal on who is doing the talking.