Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 63, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1911 — The Brazen Culprit [ARTICLE]

The Brazen Culprit

An eastern man was charged with stealing a Christmas kiss without mistletoe sanction and asked the judge If he couldn’t testify In -his own behalf. “Go ahead,” said his honor. “Well, all 1 have to say Is." remarked the brazen culprit, “that no matter what you line me the kiss wasn’t worth it!” Whereupon the plaintiff fainted and the Judge said “ten days.”