Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 63, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1911 — Both Ends. [ARTICLE]

Both Ends.

Bill —I wonder why somebody doesn’t Invent a match a fellow could light on either end? Jill —Oh, come, now! You’re Joking. It's all right for a fellow to scratch a match on the sole of his shoe, but who do you suppose wants to scratch one on his bald head? — Yonkers Statesman.