Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 61, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 March 1911 — The Real Reason. [ARTICLE]

The Real Reason.

“Can you tell me, my boy," said the prim teacher, “why the race is not always to the swift?" .“Yes’m.” said the little boy, promptly. “It’s because sometimes their tires, bust."—Baltimore American.