Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1911 — Investing His Profits. [ARTICLE]

Investing His Profits.

*‘What are you going to do with the money you get for your crop this year?” “I guess I’ll git one o’ these here centaurs I read about in a book to run the new carriage I bought last year.” * “Why, a centaur is an imaginary creature.” ' “Well, this is an imaginary carriage.”—Washington Star.