Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 58, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1911 — Page 2

The Daily, Republican Krerr Day Except Sunday r HEALEY A CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER, INDIANA.

Next June we all may long for tb« balmy days of January. Possibly the pfct In the oat show • ■would enjoy more keenly life in the »u«y. , Some people can find a typographical error who nevef find an idea of their own. We have yet to discover an egg that has been Improved by the cold storage treatment. “Gaseous Imbecility" has taken its place in the hall of faun beside “lnatocuous desuetude.’* Higher education, too. has its dangers. An Illinois girl started for college, but got married on the way. Chicago Is to have grand opera in English next season. If Chief Steward has hia way It will cl so have it In ■clothing. In the Boston high schools 3,000 girls are taking the commercial course. The boys will have to go west or south. A Denver surgeon was stricken with appendicitis while operating on a patient for that disease. Maybe it ia catching, after all. That Jersey architect who failed to provide a stairway for a new schoolhouse must have realized that this is the age of aviation. Three and a half lillions was the value of the foreign trade of the United States last year. Pretty big country this, isn't itT Russia affords a big market for American typewriters. To Judge from - the cartoons we see, Russia is not a big market for American safety razors. There Is a powerful movement In favor of grand opera in English, despite the fact that such productions tend to discourage the elegant art of conversation. A Boston spinster wants a flve-dol-lar tax on bachelors. But surely she would not have any man value her so Cheaply that he would marry her to save a paltry five. Harvard astronomers have discovered a new star, but as said star is not one/of the football variety, the discovery is not making much of a hit with the students. “Chicago is a burglar’s paradise,” says a jurist who is in a position to know. Aside from that and a few other defects it is a good place to live in if one isn’t particular. Europe has now definitely decided that Tolstoi was Insane. This may be true, but it seems as though a little more of that sort of Insanity wouldn't hurt Europe any. If the fashion of wearing tight trousers and padless coatß comes into general use we know a great many supposedly brawny men who will dwindle woefully in appearance. Many readers of newspapers have wondered at the meaning of those oftrepeated words found at the end of mysterious disappearance stories: “Detectives have been assigned to the case.” At any rate the Chicago woman who said she rode all night on 6treet cars to cure a headache has invented a good excuse for persons who are prone to stay out until the wee suia’ hours. A New York woman says she lost her respect for her husband when she caught him with five aces in his hand. She Is perfectly right. A man who allows himself to be caught that way deserves no respect. If that Buffalo man who would not giVe up a counterfeit bill to an agent of the government were to get the full penalty of SIOO and a year's Imprisonment be might think he had committed some real crime. We have it from a German economist that American women will soon be forced to labor on farms like men. Here we have an outlet for the surplus energy of those fair damsels who seek "careers” In preference to husbands. A post-mortem examination of a Missouri lady who had a mania for heavy diet resulted In the discovery of 1.446 sepamte articles of hardware in her little inside. If there Is any truth in theosophy the lady was either a goat or an ostrich in her previous existence. * ■ Most of those who tell about rearing a family and saving money on SI,OOO a year do not have to end hence are bet ter able to theorize In the abstract A florist tn New Jersey turns his hennery into a summer garden with all sorts of flowers and is getting eggs of delfeate flavor and various inti, violet, rose and Ovrnatlon flavors being In the lead. A ben garden of this kind might be a handsome and useful addition to a combination clubhouse for tbe Ananias members and

$3.50 RECIPE CURES WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE

RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, BACKACHE, STRAIN* ’ INQ, SWELLING, ETC. 7 ; Stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys and Back. Wouldn’t it be nice within a week or so to begin to say goodbye forever to the scalding, dribbling, straining, or too frequent passage of urine; tbe forehead and the back-of-th e-head aches; the stitches and pains In the back; the growing muscle weakness; spots before the eyes; yellow skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eyelids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural short breath; sleeplessness and the despondency? 1 have a recipe for these troubles that you can depend on, and ts you want to make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought to write and get a copy of it. Many s doctor would charge you f&SO Just for writing this prescription, but I have It and will be glad to send it to you entirely free. Just drop me s line like this: Dr. A. E. Robinson. K-260 Luck Bulling, Detroit, Mich., and 1 will send It by return mall In a plain envelope. As you, will see when you get it, this recipe contains only pure, harmless remedies, but It has great healing and pain-conquering power. It will quickly show Its power once you Use It, so I think you had better see what It Is without delay. I will send you a copy free—you can use It and cure yourself at home.

The Final Settlement.

“A verdict for SIO,OOO isn’t so had,” said tho Junior partner. “How much Shall we give our client?” ? *Oh, give him $50,” answered the senior partner. "But hold!” “Well?” “Don't be hasty. Promise to give him $50.”

Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it In Use For Over 80 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought.

Critics.

“Only competent critics can give competent criticisms,” said Admiral Mahan, at the Immortals’ recent reception In New York. ‘The ignobler the critic the Ignobler the criticism —even of the very finest things—that he will pronounce. "A man In a bar was praising a famous American journalist, a justly famous Journalist, a journalist who gets out a really fine paper. *“Yea,’ the bartender, agreed, ’his paper Is a good one. It picked two winners last week.’” ~'-

Uncle Joe’s Check.

Col. Henry Casson, sergeant-at-arms •f the house of representatives, has the original check given by Speaker Joseph G. Cannon a few years ago te a book agent, and about which an Interesting story has been told. An agent visited the speaker and Interested him In an elaborate edition of something which Uncle Joe didn’t want, but bought. When the books arrived Uncle Joe examined them and decided at once that something had been put over on him. When the agent came for his money the speaker determined to make him indorse a terse sentiment on books, so he wrote out a check for $73, the amount due, and on the back of it he inscribed: “Pay to the order of Mr. Blank, In fall payment for an edition which was not worth a d —, and dear at that price, but for the ease and grace with which he put it over your Uncle Joe It was well worth the money.”—Human Life.

CHILDREN AFFECTED

By Mother’s Food and Drink.

Many babies have been launched Into life with constitutions weakened by disease taken in with their mothers’ milk. Mothers cannot be too careful as to the food they use while nursing their babes. The experience of & Kansas City mother is a case in point: "I was a great coffee drinker from a child, and thought I could not do without it. But I found at last It was doing me harm. For years I had been troubled with dizziness, spots before my eyes and pain in my heart, to which was added, two years later, a chronic sour stomach. “The baby was born 7 months ago, and almost from the beginning, it, too, suffered from sour stomach. She was taking It from me! “In my distress I consulted a friend of more experience and she told me to quit coffee, that coffee did not make good milk. I have since ascertained that it really dries up the milk. “80. I quit coffee and tried tea and at last cocoa. But they did not agree with me. Then I turned to Poetum with the happiest results. It proved to be the very thing I needed. It not only agreed perfectly with baby and myself, but it Increased the flow of my milk. “My husband then quit coffee and nsed Poetum and quickly got wall of the dyspepsia with which he had been troubled. I no longer suffer from the dizziness, blind spells, pain In my heart or aoor stomach. “Now we all drink Postum from my husband to my aeven months’ old baby. It proved to be the best hot drink we have ever used. We would not give up Postum for the best coffee we ever drank.” Name given by Poetum 00., Battle Creek, Mich. Get the little book. “The Road to Weil vine." to pkgs “There’s a Reason.” Beer mi fWtfcjr* WtrrT iww ntMinalß*, traa, ul fell of Itan

WESTERN CANADA COUNTING ITS GOLD

THE DRAIN CROP OP 1910 WAB A GOOD PAYING ONE. Crop conditions throughout the west of Canada were not Ideal, but notwithstanding there were excellent crops. Reports come from different parts to the agents of the Canadian government, whose literature tells a good j part of the story, that the crops in j most places were splendid. At Castor, Alta, F. Galloway’s oat crop threshed 85 bushels to the acre, machine measure, and 44 bushels weight Alex Robertson of Dellsle, Alta, had 20 bushels to the acre on $75 acres. W. & H. Clark, 17 bushels to the acre on 77 acres. Sheldon Ramsey, 20 bushels on 160 acres. J. Lane threshed 3.5Q.0 bushels off 200 acres; J. Hamilton, 5,200 bushels off 264 acres. Mrs. Headley had an average of 25 bushels per acre on 160 acres. Chambers Bros, got 13,270 bushels off 650 acres. Fertile Valley district G. Roll©, had an average of 25 bushels to the acre 1 on a total prop of 10,000 bushels. E. Brown of Pincher Creek had a yield of S 3 bushels on his winter wheat; j W. Walker, Mlsb Walker and John Goberta all had an average yield of 25 bushels; Mr. Fitzpatrick, 23, and Mr. Freebairn, 20. Charles Nelßon of Bon Accord, Alberta, had threshed his crop of 5,000 bushels of grain, wheat, oats and barley, from 210 acres of old ground. Wm. Logan of Bon Accord Is reported to have threshed 400 bushels of wheat from 9 acres of new breaking. His oats it is said yielding over 100 bushels to the acre. Robert Martin of Belbeck, Sask, from 100 acres got 8,740 bushels of wheat Geo. A. Campbell of Caron, Bask, from 130 acres summer fallow got 4(5 bushels per acre, and from 50 acres stubble got 24 bushels per acre. One of the fanners of Colonsay threshed out 86 bushels of wheat per acre from 150 acres summer fallow, and another 83 bushels per acre. James Glen of Drlnkwater, Bask, had 86% bushels per acre; 40 acres summer fallow, 81 bushels per acre; 40 acres stubble, 27 bushels per acre; total, 6,680 bushels off 200 acres. Abe Winters of Fleming has 39 -bushels of wheat per acre. At Govan, Benjamin Armstrong had 33 bushels 'Co the acre. John Glumlin, 34 bushels. Charles Latta, 35 bushels. J. K. Taylor, 85 bushels. W. Small, 2,060 bushels on 90 acres. J. F. Moore, 6,600 bushels on 215 acres. J. Mac Lean, 1,500 bushels/ on 63 acres. W. Hopwood, 1,750 bushels on 60 acres. W. Gray, 950 bushels on 30 acres. W. Curtin, 850 bushels on 3o acres. John Meyers, Jr, of Grapd Coulee, reports 34% bushels to the acre. P. P. Epp of Langham, Sask, has 35 1-3 bushels per acre. J. J. Thiessen, 81 bushels per acre. Chris Dear, 25 bushels per aero from 90 acres. Wm. Thiessen, 18 bushels from 100 acres. P. P. Schultz, 18 bushels per acre from 100 acres. Robt. H. Wiggins of Manor, Bask, had 39 bushels wheat and 75 bushels of oats per acre. Fred Cobb, 80 bushels of wheat and 75 bushels of oats per acre. Jack Robinson, 89 bushels of wueat per acre. Wm. Kindel of Milestone, Sask., had 38 bushels of wheat per acre. R. J. Moore, 40 bushels of wheat per acre. Martin Roddy, 38 bushels of wheat per acre. J. D. Sifton of Moose Jaw had 87 bushels wheat per acre; oats, 50 bushels per acre; flax, 11 bushels to the acre. John L. Smith of New Warren had 35 bushels of wheat per acre. At Regina H. W. Laird had 35 bushels to the acre; W. H. Duncan, wheat, 22 bushels to the acre, flax, 16 bushels; G. M. Bell, wheat, 85 bushels to the acre, oats, 70 bußhels; O. E. Rothwell, 25 bushels to the acre; J. McKinnis, wheat, 35 bushels summer fallow; 20 bushels stubble; oats, 80 bushels; J. S. Mooney, 31 bushels of wheat; 80 bushels oats on stubble. At Tessies, Wm. Nesbitt had 44 bushels wheat to the acre. Bep. Latrace, 34 bushela Thos. Miller, 31 bushels. '-These were all on summer fallow. Major Bros.’ stubble went 14. At Tuxford, Sask, C. B. Dunning had 87 bushels. James Bain, 41 bushels summer fallow. At Yellow Grass, Wm. Robson, off one half section, had 45 bushels wheat to the acre, and 40 bushels off another averaged 37 bushels to the acre. Geo. Steer, off a twenty-acre field, threshed half. M. A. Wilkinson, off 160 acres, 62 bushels wheat to the acre. His whole crop averaged over 40. Jas. A. R. Cameron’s half section averaged over 36 bushela to the acre. D. MeNevan, who has two farms, averaged about 40 bushels. W. A. Cooper got 47 bushels tA the acre off 71 acres; his whole crop went about 40. John Murray, 35 per acre off 160 acres. Hockley Bros, 35 per acre off a half aectlon. W. Ransom, 85 per acre of the Cathoert farm. N. Dunne, 39 to the acre. S. C. Hart, 38 per acre. T. Murray, Jr, 36 to the acre. A. E. McEwan, 88 to the acre. Mayor Taylor, 32 to the acre.

Advantages.

“You must have found the arctic circle very unpleasant.” “Yes,” replied the arctlo explorer: “but it has Its advantages. The cli mate la disagreeable, but the peopk tren’t always worrying you about proofs."

If It's Your Eye Use Pettit’s Eye Salve

for inflammation, stye, itching lids, ey» aches, defects of vision end sensitivity t< strong lights. All druggists or Howun Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.

His Light.

Ella—He says that I am the ngb <ft his life. Stalls —That** gas.

NOT UNUSUAL.

*1 saw a pianist last night who cad play with his toes.” “Umphl—l’ve got a.kid 18 months old can do that!”

A BOON TO HUMANITY

If the Curative Virtue of Reslnol Waa Generally Known It Would Be Ueed Exclusively for the Cure of All gkln Diseases. A grateful User writes from England as follows: "Please accept my heartfelt thanka for bringing out Reslnol Ointment. Having been a sufferer for the past four years from that dreadful disease, weeping Eczema, l can now heartily recommend this great remedy for It has cured me as nothing else could. My condition was most distressing: nearly everything I ate made me worse. Since I was advised to use Reslnol I have gained a new life, so to say. Surely there are thousands of suffering people who ought to know of Resinol Ointment and Boap. I certainly recommend everybody to keep a jar of this 6alve at hand. Gratefully yours, Lee Carter, Rutland HalL” Reslnol Is a skillfully made ointment with almost magical healing and soothing qualities. It is universally recommended for the relief and Cure of Eczema, Herpes, Tinea, Barber’s Itch, Acne, Eruption from Poison Ivy, Burns, Sores and abrasions of the skin of any kind. Itching Plies and other distressing Irritations are relieved instantly applying this salve. Reslnol Ointment is sold by druggists everywhere. Resinol Chemical Co, Baltimore, Md.

One Happy Condition.

"Wireless Is a wonderful thing, isn’t It? It’s going to take the place of everything—telegraph, telephone, thought transference —why, they even transmit newspaper photographs that way." "Yes, but there’s one thing they'll never do with wireless.” “What’s that?” “Wire-pulling.”

DISTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of horses, as well as dogs, cured and others in same stable prevented from having the disease with SPOHN’S DISTEMPER CURE. Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600.000 bottles sold last year $.50 and SI.OO. Any good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.

Latest Quotations.

"How would you like a game picture for your dining room? A brace of canvasbacks, say?” "No cheap stuff for me. Paint me a picture of a dozen eggs." The Chicago Fire oould have been prevented with one pail of water, but the water was not handy. Keep a bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil handy and prevent the fiery pains of inflammation. And many a man never realizes the value of his home until he has occasion to collect the fire Insurance. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic, 86c a bottle. It is sweet to feel by what fine spun threads our affections are drawn together.—Sterne.

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE.”

That U LAXXTIVI BROMO QUiNINS. Look for the signature of S. W. GROVK. Lied tha World ever to Curs a Cold in One Pay. 16c. Peace with God without peace with men Is an Iniquitous thing. Garfield Tea is the best remedy for constipation. Take a cup before retiring. Dwellers in glass houses should keep out of politics.

IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE

The family with young children that is without sickness In the house now and then is rare, and so it Is Important that the head of the house should know what to do In the Uttle emergencies that arise. A child with a serious allmsnt needs a doctor, it U true, bnt In the majority of Instances, as any doctor knows, the child suffers from some intestinal trouble, usually constipation. There 1* no sense tn giving It a pill or a remedy containing an opiate, nor la Rushing of the bowels to be always recommended. Rather give it a email dose es a mild, gemle laxative tonic like Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which, by clsanmg out the bowels and strengthening the

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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

Spring Medicine 18 Needed Now, and the Best Is Hood’s Sarsaparilla Which purifies, enriches and revitalizes the blood a« so other does. 40,366 testimonials of cures, in two years. Get it in usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs.

Impure Blood Is common in the spring, because of the unhealthful modes of living during the winter, and it is the cause of the loss of appetite and that tired feeling as well as the stores and eruptions that occur at this time. Be' sure to take Hood's this spring.

Miss Bangs and Miss Whiton’s School for Girls WITHIN EASY ACCESS of all parts of the city, and of tha great libraries and museums. Opportunity given for attendance at publio entertainments of educational and artlstlo value. THOROUGH AND CONSERVATIVE TRAINING, moral, intellectual and physical, with expert supervision In every department, thus Insuring definite and certain results. FACULTY- LARGE, each teacher a specialist; and pupils assured the individual attention adapted to their respective needs. PRIMARY, PREPARATORY AND ACADEMIC DEPARTMENTS: also a unique department known as the UPPER HOUSE, for graduate and special students desiring to spend the winter In New York In a congenial social atmosfihere, under the most favorable conditions for culture of social graces and for ntelligent advancement. The UPPER HOUSE is In a large degree free from the ordinary restrictions of a school. j BEST ADVANTAGES of New York available for the study of Music, Art, Elocution, Languages and Dancing. PHYSICAL EXERCISES. Special attention given with the objeot of promoting health, grace and ease of motion and repose of manner. The gymnastlo exercises are In charge of a graduate of Dr. Sargent, of Cambridge, Mass. SUMMER CAMP In New Hampshire. THE SUCCESS OF THE SCHOOL has been so pronounced that it has received the highest commendation of the leading educators" of the country as well as of the highest officials of the U. 8. Government; Miss Bangs and -Miss Whiton refer by permission to the presidents of ten colleges and universities and to President and Mrs. Taft, Ex-Vice-President and Mrs. Fairbanks, ExPresident and Mrs. Roosevelt, and the Chief Justic^, Go to the Northwest This Spring {W j! Decide now to go out in the Great NorthIm 'U west where there is room to grow—where ■ 1 1 MW&kl the climat e is healthful, and where the big ■ a ffrtUfffMl cr °P® °f wheat, grain and fruit are making Wj WmmtmF people prosperous and independent. Ar mtKmS] The cheap, logged-off lands in Minnesota, the fertile prairies of North Dakota, the millions of JP*** acres of Free Homestead lands in Montana and ■ Oregon, and the rich, productive fruit valleys of ■ ■■■p Washington and British Columbia need men of brain ■ and brawn to develop them. Go this Spring* Take advantage of the Great Northern’s one-way M Special Colonial Fares I # Dally, March 10 to April 10,1911 ■ M To points in Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon and British Colombia, good fl ■ fbr .top-over and good In Tourist Sleeping Cars on payment of both fare Very H low settlers’ fares to points in North Dakota and many points in Montano. March 14-21-38 and April 4-11-18-2. MIL M M Daily Through Tourist Sleeping Car M m from Chicago, Kansas City, St. Paul and Minneapolis to Pacific Coast. M m Electric lighted, leather upholstered, equipped with all convenimices so m passengers can prepare their own meals. Send for free boots on tho stats m which you are interested. Writs to ms for full infer- ’ mation about fares from your town. | HMsm| .. Genl Immigration Agt 220 ImmMN St. Paul, Mina. Chicago, IIL P[jhjUJIURP DISTEMPER in COLTS If \ \ Foritively Cured, If you uae FRAZIER'S DISTEMPER CUKE Influenza, Pink-Eye, Catarrhal Fever, Coughs and Colds, cured CSvVtCy vVa/f EJ3 In 4 to 8 days. One dose acta as a preventive. One bottle a guaranteed Cure or your money refunded. fLOO bottle holds three 60 ct. bottle*. Send postal for free horse booklet Sold by all druggists or prepaid from BINKLEY MEDICAL CO., Depf. A, NAPPXNEE, INDI,

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Uttle stomach muscles, will immediately correct the trouble. This is not alone our opinion but that of Mrs. N. H. Mead of Freeport, Kana.. whose granddaughter has been taking It successfully and of Mrs. J, R Whiting of Lena, Wls., who gives It to her children and takes It herself. It la sold In fifty cent and one dollar bottles at every drug store, but If you want to test It In your family before you buy It send your address to Dr. Caldwell and hs will for--ward a supply free of charge. For the free sample address Dr. W. B. Caldwell. Ml Caldwell building. Moot** •silo. 111.

Roots, Barks and Herb* Hood’d Sarsaparilla so combines the great curative principles of roots, barks anA herbs as to raise them to their high* est efficiency for the cure of all spring humors, all blood diseases, and run* down conditions. There Is no substitute for Hood’*,

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