Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 57, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 March 1911 — Reasons. [ARTICLE]

Reasons.

Professor —Why did you come to college, anyway? You are not studying. Willie Rabrah—Well, mother says it is to fit me for the presidency; Uncle Bill, to sow my wild oats; Sis, to get a chum for her to marry; and pa, to bankrupt the family.—Puck.