Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1911 — DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY.

A girl should never throw kisses. When she does shb generally hits the wrong man. The question of whether or not life Is worth living is always suggested when we pay a doctor’s bill. The difference between a highwayman and a promoter is that a promoter hesitates to use a sandbag. The fellows who can’t keep their handß off money are not always so successful in keeping their hands off it. Nor does the acceptance of a story, in spite of some of the cheap magazines, necessarily imply a lack of merit The sins of the fathers may be visited upon the children, but the sins of the weather man are visited upon the present generation.