Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1911 — GREENWOOD PHILOSOPHER. [ARTICLE]

GREENWOOD PHILOSOPHER.

Never trust a man who deceives himself. Hustle is the yeast that causes a man to rise in the world. A man never really enjoys good health who has never been sick. Love is frequently the result of two souls with but a single hammock. The ’chantecler is the name of a new drink. Sounds like a cocktail. The man who marries a widow must expect her to be onto all the old ex-* cuses. When an old maid says she is sin gle from choice, the natural inquiry is, “Whose choice?” Some men are almost as punctilious about dressing for dinner as though they might be a salad. A runaway automobile can do almost as much damage as a bunch ol women with hatpins at a bargain counter. Statistics prove that there is mors insanity among women than among men. As an illustration, most girls are just crazy to get married.