Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1911 — Happiness Before Dyspepsia. [ARTICLE]

Happiness Before Dyspepsia.

Bacon —The darkest hour Is just before the dawn, they say. Egbert—Yes, and a man’s happiest moments are just before he’s miserable. “How do you make that out?” “Why. haven’t you ever noticed how happy a man is when he's eating something which is sure to disagree with him?”—Yonkers Statesman.