Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1911 — The Brazen Culprit. [ARTICLE]

The Brazen Culprit.

Ad eastern man was charged with stealing a Christmas kiss without mistletoe sanction and asked The judge if he couldn’t testify in his own behalf. “Go ahead,” said his honor. “Well, all I have to say is," remarked the brasen culprit, “that no matter what you fine me the kiss {wasn’t worth It!” Whereupon the plaintiff fainted and 'the judge said ten days.