Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 February 1911 — A Luxury. [ARTICLE]

A Luxury.

"Father,” said the son of the Kansas fanner, "why don’t you get in line with modern sjfctems of managing a farm and buy a wind pump?” "■Wind pump!” says the father. "Wind pump? Gosh all over! Who wants to pump wind ont here, when It blows in so dummed fast its hard; for a body to keep his hair on?”