Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1911 — SAYS THE OWL [ARTICLE]

SAYS THE OWL

It keeps some men busy postponing things.

Even our best friends don’t do much worrying on our behalf. Only those who have been up against real misery pan folly appreciate happiness. Sometimes a man accomplishes great things by getting other men to do them for him. Most men are able to get off smart things—thanks to the lack of adhesiveness in mustard plasters. After s girl has passed the age of 20 the candles of her birthday caks shed too much light on the affair. Some men put everything off till tomorrow with the exception of bill collectors, and they put them off indefinitely. When a young man goes around looking as though he hadn't a friend on earth it Is either a case of lava or Indigestion.