Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1911 — Page 3
OWES HER HEALTH To Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Scottville, Mich.—“l want to tell you how much good. LydiaE.Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash have done me. I live on a farm and have worked very hard. I am fortyfive years old, and am the mother of thirteen children. Many people think it strange that I am not broken down with hard work and the care of my family, but I tell them of my good rriencL your Vegetable Compound, and that there will be no. backache and bearing down pains for them if they will take it as I have; lam scarcely ever with, out it in the house. . . “I will say also that I think there is no better medicine to be found for young girls to build them up and make them siAng and well. My eldest daughter has taken Lydia E. Pink, ham’s Vegetable Compound for painful periods and irregularity, and it has always helped her. l 'l am always ready and willing to apeak a good word for the Lydia E. Pinkham’s Remedies. I tell every one I meet that I owe my health and hap. piness to these wonderful medicines. * —-Mrs. J. G. Johnson, Scottville,Mich., xt*E. D. 8. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and nerbs, contains no narcotics or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record for the largest number of actual cures Of female diseases.
It Wasn’t a Fire.
The principal of one of the New York East Side night schools was enrolling a new pupil, who was togged out in a suit of clothes so new that It hurt him. Just before the 6oy came In the principal had heard the sound of fire engines In the street. “What Is your name?” the principal askpd the lad. “Tom Dugan,” was the reply. “Where was the fire, Tommy?” asked the principal as he wrote down the name. There was no reply; only a scrowl. “I say, where was the fire?” repeated the principal. “Don’t git gay wit me,” was the somewhat astonishing answer. “Dere wasn’t no fire, see? I bought dis here suit and I paid seven-fifty for it."
Lucidly Expressed.
An old Pennsylvania German living in the mountains had a hard three hours’ dusty walk to accomplish one morning and lie rose very early to make his start. He had gone but a little way when he was overtaken by an automobile, which was probably the first that had passed along that way. The driver picked up the old man and they were at his destination in about 20 minutes. “Danks so much awfully mit de ride. If I had known myself to he her already two hours In front of de clock yet I vud be at home fast asleep already to start unless I knew you vud not have picked me up since.”
Had an Eye to the Future.
‘1 would probably take many generations of adversity to train Americans into the farseelng thriftiness of my people,” once observed an American of Scotch birth. “I remember a case of a Scotch woman who had been promised a new bonnet by a lady. Before she undertook the purchase the lady called and asked the good woman: “ ‘Would you rather have a felt or a straw bonnet, Mrs. Carmichael?’ M 'Weel,’ responded Mrs. Carmichael thoughtfully, ‘I think I’ll tak’ a strae ane. It’ll maybe a mouthfu’ to the coo when I’m done wi’ It.’ ” —Llppincott’s Magazine.
Afraid of Disfigurement.
She —Aren’t you going to ask papa tonight, George? He —No, dear. I think I’d better not I want to have my picture taken tomorrow. —Yonkers Statesman.
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LARGEST OCEAN LINER
ABOUT once in a decade a new fleet of ocean liners is launched, setting a new standard for size, luxury and safety at sea. the great shipß which are thought to express the last word in .boat building are suddenly found dwarfed by their new sisters and relegated to a second place. The new fleet now under construction, in turn, surpasses all the great ships which have gone before. The world has scarcely become accustomed to using the Mauretania as a synonym for large objects, when two great ships, the Olympic and the Titanic, were designed to surpass all of her dimensions. No sooner was one of these liners launched than the owners of the Mauretania planned a new ship of even greater length. Now, in turn, comes the greatest of all ocean liners, the Europa, which is still larger. With the'increase in length, beam and tonnage, comes ' a corresponding development in the luxury of equipment. Qne may no longer call the great ocean liners floating hotels, since the new boats offer many more attractive and novel features not yet attempted by the builder of hotels. The new liners have all, even more than the comforts of a palatial home. The supremacy of the seas in black and white is as follows: Vessel. Length. Tonnage. Mauretania 790 ft. 32,500 Olympic 860 ft. 48,000 Europa ..900 ft. 60,000 Statistics are likely to be stupid things and the mere recital of dimensions, however large, give little idea of the overpowering bulk of such a ship as the Europa. The new liner will have a displacement of about 70,000 tons. In other words, the material used in this construction will weigty 140,000,000 pounds. It would, therefore, require 1,400,000 men, or about the population of Philadelphia, .each carrying 100 pounds, to handle this material. If this material was
EUROPA
Ship Dimensions Compared.
loaded upon the largest American freight cars. It would All a train 40 miles In length, which, by the way, would extend all the way across the Panama canal. The combined capacity of the three largest hotels in New York city is 3,236 persons, while the Europa carries 4,260 passengers. Bhlp With Nine Decks. The Europa will have a beam of 96 feet, so that her deck will be as wide as Broadway In New York city at its widest point She will have nine decks above the water line, thus making her literally a skyscraper afloat The population of a small city will be luxuriously accommodated aboard without crowding, since her capacity will slightly exceed 6,000. The old familiar standard of comparison, such as the height of the Btatue of Liberty or the Washington monument, la completely outclassed. Some idea of the enormous slse of the Europe may be had from the order which has been given* for 9,000.000 feet of Oregon Hr to be used for the decks alone. For months this lumber has been lying near Portland, Ore., before being shipped to Germany. Special care has been taken to provide only clear, vertical grain wood, which haa been selected with the greatest care. With the unprecedented amount of cabin and deck space available on the Europe, a number of unique features become possible which have never
before been attempted on a ship. None of the staterooms will be cramped, as on the early boats. For those who care to travel with all the comforts of home, there will be complete suites available. There will be a choice of dining rooms for those who do not care for the main dining salon; there will be a Ritz-Carlton restaurant, a grill room, tea garden and even a rathskeller. Spacious palm gardens, which in winter may be converted into sun parlors, will occupy the upper deck. Several ladies’ salons finished in different decorative periods will appeal to the tastes of different nationalities. All of these salons will be connected by telephone to the private staterooms, so that those whose cabins are perhaps two or three city blocks/'apart rtvay talk with one another.
The gymnasium on the Europa will be much larger and more completely equipped than any heretofore installed. In addition to the regular apparatus, there will be a running track, so. that an athlete could actually cross the ocean without breaking training. Tljie mechanical exercising devices already introduced on some ships will be very complete, enabling one to exercise any set of muscles without effort or enjoy a mechanical cornel or horseback ride. An experienced attendant will be in charge of the gymnasium to offer intelligent advice to those seeking exercise.
To Have Many Luxuries.
A special squash court will be built in connection with the gymnasium. Nearby will be found a large swimming pool and completely equipped Turkish and Roman baths presided over by skillful attendants. The Europa will be ventilated thoroughly by a new system. She has no ventilators rising above her decks, which is so familiar a feature of ocean liners, and her long, unbroken deck incidentally gives her a very trim and shipshape appearance. Air will be forced to the lowermost decks by powerful air pumps. Every part of the great ship will thus be supplied with currents of pure air to the proper temperature. This system insures pure air and equitable temperature throughout the ship. The moßt powerful telegraph apparatus ever carried to sea will be set up on the The unusual height of her masts will make It possible to transmit or receive messages over the entire width of the Atlantic ocean, so that the Europa will always be In direct communication with land.
Pretty Thin.
The tail-of-the-season reform that swept over Coney Island might well have considered the welfare of the \wretched horses which are used for the “dime-ride” business. When the season closes they are auctioned off. and are knocked down to the bidders at next to nothing. Generally they are so skeleton like that* they are practically useless. At the end of this season a buyer bought an exceptionally attenuated specimen after he had been coaxed to! bid on him by numerous promises! made by the auctioneer, who wound, up bf saying: “Now, look a’here, boas, If you buy this hawse an’ you ain’t pleased with the animlle, you Just bring him back and get your money—see?" “Yes,” retorted the buyer; “but this is the last day of the sale, and the beast is so blamed thin he may die on my hands. Then, supposing I did bring him back, you probably wouldn’t be here to receive him.” “Oh, .well,” blandly replied the auctioneer, “if you do bring him back and we ain’t here, you kin just shove it under the door.”—Llppincott’s.
Knew His Grammar.
"What part of speech is ’dun?”' asked the teacher. “Dun,” replied the bright pupil, the future tense of ’due.’ ”
NOTHING AT ALL.
Brown —What your son doesn’t know about horse racing isn’t worth knowing. Walker —And what he does know about it isn’t worth knowing, either.
PAINFUL FINGER NAILS CURED
‘1 have suffered from the same trouble (painful finger nails) at different periods of my life. The first time of its occurrence," perhaps twenty-five years ago, after trying hpme remedies without getting helped, I asked my doctor to prescribe for me, but it was not for a year or more that my nails and fingers were well. The inflammation and suppuration began at the base of the finger nail. Sometimes it was so painful that I had to use a poultice to induce suppuration. After the pus was discharged the swelling would go down until the next period of Inflammation, possibly not more than a week or two afterwards. These frequent inflammations resulted in the loss of the nail. I had sometimes as many as three fingers in this Btate at one time.
“Perhaps ten years later I began again to suffer from the same trouble. Again I tried various remedies, among them a prescription from a doctor of a friend of mine, who had suffered from a like trouble. This seemed to help somewhat for a time, but itgvas not a permanent cure; next tried a prescription from my own doctor, but this was so irritating to the sensitive, diseased skin that I could not use It. I began to use Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. I had used the Cutlcura Ointment previously on my children’s scalps with good effect. I did not use the Soap exclusively, but I rubbed the Cutlcura Olhtment into the base of the nail every night thoroughly, and as often beside as I could. I had not used it but a few weeks before my nails were better, and in a short time they were apparently well. There was no more suppuration, nor Inflammation, the nails grew out clean again. One box of Cutlcura Ointment was all that I used In effecting a cure.” (Signed) Mrs. I. J. Horton, Katonah, N. Y., Apr. 13, 1910. On Sept. 21, Mrs. Horton wrote: “I have had no further return of the trouble with my finger nails.”
The Selfish View.
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Where He Made It.
"Hullo, Binka!” said Wobbles. *1 hear you’ve been in the chicken business.” “Yep,” said Blnks; ' “Made anything out of it?” asked Wobbles. :'j “Yep,” said Binks., “Ten thousand dollars.” “Ten thousand dolars in the chicken business?” demanded Wobbles. -“Nope. Out of it,” said Binks.— Harper’s Weekly.
Resinol Ointment Is an Excellent Remedy for All Scalp Troubles.
I suffered with eruption on my scalp for 15 years when Reslnol Salve was recommended to me by one of the best known men in Baltimore. Since using I am so much better that I believe the trouble is practically cured. Rev. H. C. Jones, Extension, La.
Raising the Temperature.
Frank had been sent to U\a hardware store for a thermometer. “Did mother say what size?” asked the clerk. “Oh,” answered Frank, "gimme the biggest one you’ve got. It’s to warm my bedroom with.” —Success Magazine.
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The Glamour of the Show.
“When Dustin Stax was a boy he would work like a slave carrying water to the elephant” “Yes. And now he works just as hard carrying diamond necklaces to opera singers.”
Hear It.
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