Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 February 1911 — MARY. [ARTICLE]

MARY.

Mary had » cud ot gum, A massive, generous gob She chawed it at the office. And Mary lost her Job. But Mary kept the cud of gum— She loved the Rum. you know; She chawed It Sunday evening. And Mary lost her. beau. Still. Mary kept on chawing And didn't care a blink;. That'* wljy it wasn’t ldhg before She drove her dad to drink. - ■ —r