Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1911 — The Family Skeleton. [ARTICLE]

The Family Skeleton.

Teacher —“What is your father’s occupation?” Little Boy—"I can’t tell you.” Teacher —“But you must” Little Boy—“My father doesn’t want me to tell.” Teacher —“I insist on you telling me. I have to know.” Little Boy (tearfully)—“.tie’s—he’s a fat lady in the dime museum.” — Youtns Companion.