Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1911 — Page 2

The Daily Republican ■pH? p— «r P*y Kwwpt An»<uy , HEALEY A CLARK, Publisher*. RENSSELAER, INDIANA. Beware of thin tee. i ■ 1 ' Dog upsets auto." An up-setter? C' 'fh w * Why Is be always called a “lone" bandit? Why not just a **a bandit?” A. deep snow would help the aviators that have acquired the falling habits;;- — ——— —==”“ Now they say that the old hoop shirt is comiqj back. Here’s hoping that It can’t. Russia is importing thousands of typewriters from this country. No, Julius, they are Just the machines. Milwaukee physicians plan to put an end to telephone practice. They cannot see a man’s tongue over the wire. The automobile is acceptable in funeral processions but the aeroplane Is still barred out by the undertakers* trust. Skating season is upon us—that is, Ice skating. Skating in a general way is practiced regardless of the weather. - -—• -—• Before long Germany may-be eating imported meat exclusively. The pretzels, however, will be manufactured at home as of yore. If it is agreeable to the surgeons, the average man would prefer to be operated on for appendicitis onlywhen it is necessary. A man wbo marries two wives is a bigamist, but that California man who married six of them is just the old. reliable brand of fool. That New York person who shot himself five times and failed to kill himself will probably die some day of the pip. You’never can tell. A Washington man has started suit tor $300,000 for the loss of his wife. All of which leads us to remark that she must have been some wife. *Tn future,” says Doctor Wiley, “the air will furnish heat, fuel and power.” It might do so right now if some way to extract the coal from it could be found. That Kansas City man. as we understand the case, did not want a divorce merely because his wife smoked, but on account of what she smoked. ' Europe's wine shortage this year is Bald to be the greatest for a century. Still there will no doubt be enough tor us who buy it only for medicinal purposes. ' A writer in the New York Medical Journal says whisky is not a cure for snake bite, but kindly refrains from expressing an opinion as to its suitability for fish bait • ———————————-> A lady smuggler arrested with SB,OOO worth of jewels in her stocking claims that that’s where she always wears ’em. Evidenly we’ve been overlooking a good thing. A few phlegmatic men who never become excited about anything are not going to buy a fruit farm next year and get rich in one season by raising apples. The fashionable dressmakers are still quarreling over the location of the waist line, and women will have to go along a while without knowing where It will Jtaally be located for the season. There are many ways of getting in bod, only one of which is to travel on a train which is about to be wrecked A Massachusetts octogenarian who has never shaved in his life, claims to have saved $24,000 in that way, but most men would rather not have the money than the whiskers. We are told that the day of the novel is ended. When we consider the alleged literature that has been perpetrated recently, we cannot squeeze out even the semblance of a tear. Now we are told that the Garden of Eden was located at-the north pole. Possibly we shall learn also that Adam and Eve were Eskimos and ate of the forbidden blubber instead of the forbidden fruit. A Boston young woman has been vis King dentists’ offices and stealing mon-1 ey and other valuables from the wraps of the patients in the torture chamber. Here’s soother excuse for not going to the dentist when you ought to. The New York doctor who asserts that overripe eggs are as nutritious aa the fresh kind will not meet with violent objections If he tries to get a monopoly of eating the ancient vint • ________ Ther bobble skirt and high trolley car steps have clashed in Trenton. The steps may have the logic of the situs tkm, but the bobble skirt has the eter nal feminine end of the discussion, and «H boman experience is a suit on what happens when logic attempts to tackls j

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A Sample Quip.

"Thomas W. Lawson’s Thanksgiving proclamation was a very good piece of oratorical writing,” said a Boston banker. “Lawson is always full of quips. “Not long ago I attended the funeral of a millionaire financier —one of those real ’high financiers’ whose low methods Lawson love 9 to turn the light on. “I arrived at the funeral a little late. I took a seat beside Lawson and whispered: ; “‘How far has the service gone?* “Lawson, nodding towards the clergyman in the pulpit, whispered back: “ ‘Just opened for the defense.’ ”

Father's Vocal Talent.

Biddle’s Aunt Emma, who had been traveling In Europe, was expected to reach the house at midnight, and Eddie begged to be allowed to stay up to greet her. But his mother refused to give consent “No,” she said, decidedly, “it would be five long hours after your bedtime, and you couldn’t possibly stay awake as long as that” “Oh, yes, I can,” Eddie wailed; “I can if papa will sing lullabies to me.” —Woman’s Home Companion.

Motherly Advice.

Margery was playing school with her dolls. The class in physiology was reciting. “Now. children,” she said, “what are your hands for?” “To keep clean/’ was the prompt reply. “Yes.” repeated the little teacher, “hands were given us so we could keep them clean, and ’member, too.” she added, “we must keep our feet clean, 'cause there might be an accident.”—Metropolitan Magazine.

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GOOD THINGS TO EAT

FOUR RECIPES FOR CAKES AND COOKIES OF GERMANY. : : i ■ v. Blitz Kuchen, Platzen, German Almond Cookies and fiirup Kuchlein Are Not Difficult to Make and All Will Enjoy them. Blitz Kuchen. —Mix to a cream three cups fine sugar and one cupful butter. Add six eggs and three cupfuls of flour. Spread this batter on greased pans so thinly that you can almost see the bottom of the pans. Sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon and chopped nutß of any kind, and bake to a light brown in a moderate oven. As soon as removed from the oven, cut at once into squares before it hardens, aB it is difficult to lift out whole without breaking. Platben. —Use for this two cupfuls powdered sugar, the yolks of four eggs, a pinch each of cinnamon and cloves and flour to stiffen. Beat the egg yolks until light and foamy, stir in the sugar gradually, beat thoroughly, then add spices and flour enough to allow the batter to drop from a spoon into a greased tin. Leaye room enough to spread without touching.’ German Almond Cookies. —Beat the yolks of six eggs until light, then add one cupful and a half of sugar that has been beaten to a cream with three-fourths cupful softened butter. Add a cupful blanched, chopped almonds, one tabjespoonful cinnamon and three cupfuls of flour. Beat hard and drop by small spoonfuls onto a buttered pan, putting an almond on top of each cake. Bake in a moderate oven. Birup Kuchlein. —Melt two scant cupfuls lard and add to It two cupfuls molasses, one teaspoonful each of cloves and cinnamon, _ one-half teaBpoonful salt, a teaspoonful soda dissolved In a little hot water, one wellbeaten egg and sifted flour, adding the flour a little at a time until the dough Is thick enough to roll out Cut In fancy shapes and bake in a moderate oven.

Frozen Pudding.

Split two dozen lady fingers and dip In sherry. In a double boiler scald two cupfuls of cream, pour over the folks of six eggs and three-quarters of i cupful of sugar beaten together; mix, return to the double boiler and stir >ver the fire until it thickens. Strain, ind when cool flavor with one teaipoonful of vanila. Put in a freezer ind turn until it begins to thicken. Add 3ne pint of cream, whipped, and freeze for five minutes longer. Stand a mold in a little ice and salt. In the bottom put a layer of the frozen cream, then aome of the lady’s fingers and a tableepoonful of apricot jam, then anather layer of cream. Fill up In the same order until all Is used, having the last layer cream. Cover, bind the adges with a buttered cloth and bury the mold in Ice and salt. Stand aside for two hours.

Scotch Currant Buns.

Two pounds bread dough, one-half fcmnd lard, two pounds currants, two pounds raisinß, one-half pound orange peel, one-half pound almonds, one pound sugar, tablespoon caraway 6eeds, one ounce ground ginger, one ouftce cinnamon. Put lard on top of dough and set on end of stove to slowly melt, then take all the fruit, sugar and spice, which has to be thoroughly minced and mixed, and add to dough on baking board. Put It Into cake pan and press into shape. Make a very tough pie crust, roll out thin, turn out bun on crust and cover all over. Put back into pan again and prick top wltb fork. Rub over with yolk of egg. Bake In alow oven for about three hours.

Red Cabbage Relish.

Remove all the loose leaves and the hard white part of a red cabbage, divide into fourths, and run through a meat chopper. Wash In a sieve and put in a granite kettle with one pint of water and two heaping tablespoonfuls of nice bacon fat. Add one-half cupful of white wine vinegar, three heaping tablespoonfuls of sugar, a pinch of pepper, one-half teaspoonful of paprika, salt to taste, and three or four good sized tart apples. Cover and cook about two hours. Stir often to prevent burning. It must not be moist This is nice to serve with roast goose or turkey.

Cocoanut Pound Cake.

One-half cup of butter, two cups of sugar, one cup of milk and five eggs, beaten to a stiff froth ; one teaspoon of soda and two of cream of tartar stirred into four cups of sifted flour. Beat the butter and sugar until very light to which add the beaten yolks, then the milk, the beaten whites of eggs, then the flour by degrees. After besting all well together add a small cocoaaut grated. Line the cake pans with paper, well buttered, and fill little more than half toll and bake in a moderate oven.

Pea Puree.

Press half a can of peas through a sieve, retaining the remainder tor another meal. Place one pint of milk In a tablespoon of flour, mixed with an equal amount of bettor. Cook it until creamy, then add the pea puree and season with pepper and salt, or the flour may be omitted and the whole can of peas used, which will make it thick enough. Dried peas can be used in place of canned and are cheaper, but must be soaked over night and then boiled before adding to the milk.

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Back, Then, to the Farm.

Richard Croker, during hl3 visit to New York last month, discussed with a reporter the high cost of living. “The farmers are all right,” said Mr. Croker. “It is the people who insist on living In the towns who find everything too dear. In the towns, you see, the expenses are as bothersome as the children. “A little boy In a tiny flat looked up from his drum one day and said: “ ‘Mother, Adam and Eve lived in Paradise. What was it like there?” _ “ ‘Like what it is here,’ hi 3 mother answered, ‘when you eight children are all at school."

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Art in the Nude.

The photographer’s lady was very preoccupied showing some samples of work to prospective sitters, when a tall and raw-boned Individual, apparently from “the land,” stalked solemnly Into the studio, and intimated that he would like to know what the “picters” were worth. “Like that, $3 a dozen,” said the photographer’s lady, handing him one. The farmer gazed long and earnestly at the photograph of a very small baby sitting In a wash basin. “And. what would It cost with my clothes on?” he finally asked.

The Wise Bishop.

Tb the brilliant Episcopal bishop of Tennessee, Dr. Thomas F. Gailor, a Memphis man of rather narrow views complained about charity balls. “I doubt if it be quite reverent, bishop,” the man said, “to give a ball for the.- purposes of charity.” But Bishop Gailor, with a saving burst of common se&se, laughed and replied: “Why, my dear fellow, I’m sure, If it would do anybody any good, I’d dance the whole length of Memphis in full canonicalß.”

Young at the Business.

General Howard was an invited guest at a dinner given by a boys’ patriotic club. “You. eat very well, my boy,” said the general to a doughty young trencherman. “If you love your flag as well as your dinner you’ll make a good patriot.” “Yes, sir,” said the boy; “but I’ve been practicing eating twelve years, and I ain’t owned a gun but six months.” —Success Magazine;

Fame and Fate.

Fame came to the man. “I will have a flve-cent cigar named for you,” she said sweetly. Fate followed on her heels. “I will make you smoke the cigar!* hissed Fate. Hastily the man turned down the byway to obscurity.—Life.

CHEATED FOR YEARS. Prejudice Will Cheat Us Often If We Let It

Tou will be astonished to find how largely you are Influenced in every way by unreasoning prejudice. In many cases you will also find that the prejudice has swindled you, or rather, made you swindle yourself. A case in illustration: "I have been a constant user of Grape-Nuts for nearly three years," says a correspondent, "and I am happy to say that I am well pleased with the result of the experiment, for such it has been. “Seeing your advertisement in almost all of the periodlcafs, for a long time I looked upon it as a hoax. But after years of suffering with gaseous and bitter eructations from my stomach, togethei with more or less loss of appetite and flesh, I concluded to try Grape-Nuts food for a little time and note the result “I found it delicious, and It was not long till I began to experience the beneficial effects. My stomach resumed its normal state, the eructations and bitterness ceased and I have gained all my Jost weight back. “I am so well satisfied with the result that so long as I may live and retain my reason Grape-Nuts shall constitute quite a portion of my dally food." Read ‘The Road to Wellvllla," In pkgs. "There's a /Reason ." Bver rrmd the iWt* ItMcrf A aew ifftan Iras (la* ta tla« They see ■**■!■*, tree, mm 4 fell •( kuut Hams.

TEN MILLION PEOPLE IN THE CANADIAN WEST BY 1920

•Toronto Btar, n Dee. 16th, 1910. The prediction Is made that before 1920 Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia will have ten million people. It is made not by a sanguine Western journal bat by that very Bober business newspaper, the New York; Commercial. It Is based upon actual observation, upon the wheat-growing capacity of the Canadian West, and upon the prospects of development following the building of railways. The wrtter shows how the position of leading wheat market of the world passed from Milwaukee to Minneapolis and thence to Winnipeg. Canada’s wheat-grow-ing belt is tour times greater than that of the United States, and only five per cent of Canada’s western agricultural area is under cultivation. There are 170,000,006 acres of wheat lands which will make these Western Provinces richer, more populous, more dependable for food supplies than the Western States can ever become. The center of food supremacy will change to Canada, and 25 years more will give this country 40,000,000 population west of Ontario. All these estimates of population are in the nature of guesses, and must not be read too literally. But the enormous area of wheat-growing land, the rapid construction of railways, and the large volume of immigration are facts which must be recognized. They point to the production of an ever-increasing surplus of wheat and other cereals. However rapidly the urban, the Industrial and commercial population of Canada may increase, the increase of home consumption is hardly likely to keep pace with that of the production of wheat; for a single acre of wheat will provide for the average annual consumption of four people. . While production in Canada is thus running ahead of consumption at a prodigious rate, consumption In the United States is overtaking production, and the surplus for export is growing smaller year by year. It Is true that the limit of actual power to produce wheat is as yet far away. By methods of Intensive cultivation, such as prevail in France, the production could be greatly Increased. But with the overflowing granary of Canada so close at hand, it'seems likely that our neighbors will begin to import from us, turning their own energies more largely to other forms of agriculture. It must be remembered that while the Northern States Canada in climate and produces, the resemblance diminishes as you go southward. The wheat belt glveß place to a corn belt, and this again to semitropical regions producing cotton, tobacco, cane-sugar, oranges and other tropical fruits. y The man who secures a farm in Western Canada at The present time secures an Investment better than the best of bond of any government or bank. It is no unusual thing for a fanner in Western Canada to realize a profit of from $5 to $lO per acre. There are thousands of free homesteads of 160 acres each still to be had, and particulars can be obtained by writing your nearest Canadian goyernment agent

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