Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 January 1911 — DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH [ARTICLE]

DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH

Fame awaits the inventor of the feeless telephone. About the only people who never try to break into society are burglars. The person who likes to make it the hottest for you is pretty sure to be your coal dealer. When it comes to “scrapping’’ with the tongue, women are said to be unable to hold their own. The man who speaks of a red-head-ed girl as the one with the auburn locks generally has not only the poetic sense, but also good sense. The straphanger can usually be depended upon to stand up for the street ear company.—Judge.