Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 January 1911 — WHIMSIES. [ARTICLE]

WHIMSIES.

Tell the truth and shame the —family. Mind the pennies and your son will spend the dollars. Of two -evils choose the one least likely to be found out. One dimple carries more conviction 'than a dozen diatribes. It is easy to love your neighbor as yourself if she is pretty. A chauffeur may be described as a man who takes life easily. Riches have wings. Hence the multitude of millionaire aviators. The ocean is Inevitably treacherous, being always full of craft. Society has always a generous "come in” for a generous income. Many a woman has dro vned her honor in the pure water of an enormous solitaire.