Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1911 — Left Both Satisfied. [ARTICLE]

Left Both Satisfied.

It all happened on one of those few surviving pay-after-you-enter pars. "Oh, linsist on paying, Gladys," said the brunette. “You paid coming down.” “No, I shall pay;" desisted Gladys with equal firmness. “WwftM I did pay coming down—didn’t yotf Buy that last package of gum?" “Let me settle the quarrel, ladles," suggested the diplomatic conductor. "Why not use the denatured form o t Dutch treat?" "What's that?" “Well, you each pay the other’s fare.” And that was the way they solved It.” —Cleveland Leader.