Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1911 — A Young Philosopher. [ARTICLE]

A Young Philosopher.

Time is a relative quantity. Some minutes seem like hours and some hours seem like minutes. How to control this flight is beyond any person, but the little boy mentioned below seems to have progressed pretty well for a youngster. The teacher was surprised to see that he remained perfectly idle all through recess, and accordingly asked him why he did not play. “ ’Cause,” he said, slowly, "it makes recess too quick if I play, and I jvant It to la-a-ast!”—Youth's Companion.