Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1911 — The Primitive Man. [ARTICLE]

The Primitive Man.

“Jones is so dreadfully primitive,” “What’s his latest?” “Why, we were at the opera house the other night and a stage hand re moved a table and Jones yelled Supe! tupe! ’ We were dreadfully mortified.” “1 was at a dinner the other night and Jones sat next to me. When he saw the row of spoons and forks and knives beside his plate, he beckoned to Ihe waiter. ’Say, boy,’ he hoarsely muttered. ‘I guess you spilled the spoon “Well, it’s lucky he’s rich.” "Ain’t it?”