Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1911 — Would Improve. [ARTICLE]

Would Improve.

Old Lady—l want you to take back that parrot you sold me. I find it swears very badly. * y* Bird Dealer—Well, madam, it’s a very young bird. It'll learn to swear better when it’s a bit older.—Every Woman’s Magazine.