Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1911 — No Gentleman. [ARTICLE]

No Gentleman.

The comedian cast his eagle eyw across the table. “Madam,”, he exclaimed coolly, “will you pass me another helping of that ‘pyrography steak?’ “Gracious, Mr. Highball aimed the landlady in surprise. do you call it ‘pyrography steak?’ ” “Because, ma’am, it tastes like burnt leather.” And then even the prunes blushed to hide their confusion.