Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1911 — DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY.

It doesn’t augur well for a man to be a bore. All things come to those who go after them. An ideal lover often makes a mighty poor husband. When in doubt it’s a good plan to tell the truth. Graft is often successful, but you can’t bribe destiny. When a woman expresses a wish the charges are seldom prepaid. Some people are anxious to give the devil his due even before he claims It. The man who would win success hasn’t much time to stop and pick flowers by the way. The theory that faint heart ne’er won fair lady doesn’t Interest the fellow who prefers brunettes. ~~ 111 A critic is a man who isn’t satisfied to hit the nail on the head. He wants to hit the' fellow who is driving the nail.