Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 January 1911 — Her Arithmetic. [ARTICLE]

Her Arithmetic.

“But why, my love, are you burning gas so recklessly?" “Because, John dear,” said Mrs. Newlywed, “for every dollar's worth I burn you'll get 20 cents.”—Harper’s Bazaar.