Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 January 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

HEALEY A CLARK, Publishers. IkENSSEIijBHC ’RW INDIANA. |MIMIBiBBBjEgr* ’ ■ v •' - With motion pictures in the school*, mho would hot* be a child again? Horae shows will never pass away rntth the consent of the dressmakers. **BMI players wanted at Panama." A good battery could dig in and make * N ■■■—■■ —— ■■■■■—■.. ■■ ■ ■— | They are going to try coasting down hill on aeroplane bobsleds In Massadmaetta :V ' ' • nmt pastor who’s going to get a chicken shower must hope ,that they won’t be Rocks. ‘ 1 1lr “' A Wellesley girl has been expelled tor getting married. That’s a fine state of affairs! ----- ESsfe ’ i A Hew . York man has been declared Insane because he couldn’t play bridge Oh you happy lunatic! I A Chicago university professor reiterates that the sun is growing coldMust have exhausted itself last summer- t. . A highwayman held up tbrfe Detroit women and robbed them. Two nail files and a powder-rag constituted his reward. Aviation costumes will be needed next season, said every dressmaker knows such costumes must have elastic necks. *4* Li) One way to conserve the pine forests is to adopt iron or steel as the proper material for telegraph and eleotrie light poles. a« V - ii n—————— A young couple was married ill an auto running at 60 miles an hour. This was marriage in haste and no doubt a real joy ride. p 7 A poets’ anion has been organized In New York. Only poets who can write poetry which nobody will understand are to be eligible. . Kansas City now bars fireworks. Next July it will doubtless issue a recommendation that people buy their Christmas presents early. - — i —— One of the daring aviators boasted because he crossed the Delaware in an aeroplane. What would George Washington say to that? ■ ■ ■— ’ Evidently we are not growing better as fast as we should. A new fedoral penitentiary, to cost 63,000,000, Is to be built at Atlanta. y -mi 1 i 1 ■ There is said to be a craze in Europe for things American, even American slang. But most American slang I* nothing to go crazy about While it is true that an aviator has flown from ship to shore, yet people are not yet clamoring to be rescued from shipwrecks by that method. Prof. Knox of the Seattle Mental institute, says that if a person will think It strong enough, he will live forever. Wonder how soon he expects to die. Pennsylvania, In consequence of a big cabbage crop, will be In no danger of a sauer kraut famine, and rejoicing 1* germane to ' the occasion. A Long Island judge has ruled that »*,OOO a year is “plenty for the educa-1 tion of any girl of 16.” Some of the girls will regard him as a mean old thing. The Panama canal gates will weigh 60,000 tons. It will be some Halloween stunt for the international bad boy to hang them on a neighbor's j fence. A Virginia man is unable to remember his own name. He ought to be valuable as a professional juror or a dummy director for some of the big trusts. It has been demonstrated that small children like rag dolls better than expensive kinds of dolls. At their tender age the price tag has not got them bluffed. A man fell three feet last week and broke his neck. On the same day a man fell a mile in an aeroplane and was not injured. Pedestrians should carry aeroplanes. When men have succeeded perfectly in BW\mming like a fish and flying like a bird, there will remain for mankind to emulate the basking in of a salamander. * — Ban Francisco points with pride to i the fact that she has three suburbs ! with a combined population of more J than 200,000. and In that respect beats ! any other American city except New i , Uncle Sam wisely believes that the woman who can afford to spend thou,sands abroad for jewelry and gowns with which to dazzle the folks at borne can also afford to pay the duty From the later returns it would jseem that the common people of Bng- % Hand do not scare at "American dolifys" much worse than the nobility tUted element ■■amounts.