Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 305, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1910 — PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY.

Good cheer helps the job. Don’t he a freak, nor be freaked. A kind word spoken is a dark cloud broken. Most get-rich-quick schemes are get-poor-quicker. There are two ways of doing good. Use only one. Late to bed and early to rise make a slow step and hollow' eyes. Being barefooted is no excuse for not standing up in your boots. It doesn’t pay to be popular when, you have to pay so much for It Tell the -truth when you can, and when you can’t don’t tell anything. Isn’t it funny, that when a fellow is up against it he is really a long way from it? Man is known by the company he keeps; so is the average boardinghouse keeper. If there are no swear words In Esparanto how in the world can it ever become popular? A man can truthfully call his sweetheart his treasure if she brings him a fat enough dowry. *r 1 It’s a poor rule that won’t work 11 Inches off for a foot when the costomer’s hack is turned. With all this talk about there being plenty of room at the top, does anybody really know where the top is?