Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 303, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1910 — The Professor's Plan. [ARTICLE]

The Professor's Plan.

"I think I should like to have a college degree," said Mr. Dustin Stax. "Have you been engaged in any great or important work?” asked the professor. “Indeed, I have. I've been going over my enormous pay roll.” “Ah? Perhaps we might take some recognition of your proficiency in the hire mathematics."