Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 302, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1910 — FROM THE GROUCHY ONE. [ARTICLE]

FROM THE GROUCHY ONE.

A man’s warmest friend, In my opinion, Is his cold cash. Women tell the truth, not because It is the truth, but because it hurts. Some people’s capacity for enjoying themselves Is positively Irritating. They say cleanliness is next to godliness; it’s next to an impossibility with some people. A woman can take a buttonhole of fact and weave around It a whole wardrobe of scandal. - The only reason I’d like to have my wife a suffragette Is that there’d be a chance of her getting in jail.—Boston Transcript